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blownado 

when a man is woken up by the blow jobs of two to five women at the same time while they spin around the male
oh my god my girlfreind and her freinds gave me a blownado this morning
blownado by kat eater March 23, 2010
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Blownaija is a very standard Promotional platform which was created for the publication of your talent.
Music, upcoming artistes, Entertainment portal, blownaija.com
blownaija by Blownaija February 9, 2020

Napoleon Blownapart 

Infamous vertically-challenged 19th-century Corsican emperor with a penchant for high explosives. Majorly suffering from "little-man syndrome", he would often resort to blowing up everything around him in a desperate attempt to be noticed; this usually failed because (A) everyone within a ten-mile radius would always evacuate as soon as he started his countdown, and (B) nobody could see him through all the smoke and flying debris in the aftermath of his "glorious" handiwork.
Citizen (hearing loud explosion in distance): Well --- sounds like old Napoleon Blownapart is at it again down in the quarry!
Napoleon Blownapart by QuacksO September 25, 2012
The Chevrolet Coblat SS Supercharged. Superchargers are often known as blowers, so the combination of the words Blower and Cobalt form the term 'Blowbalt'
"James just bought a 2006 Cobalt SS S/C."

"Oh, a Blowbalt. Nice."
Blowbalt by Mr.Dustin September 21, 2009

blowball 

(Noun.)

1. A round, fluffy plant seed head, such as a dandelion clock.
2. An essentially meaningless insult which nonetheless sounds vulgar enough to be evocative.
"There is a blowball on the dandelion."
"You locked the keys in the house, you absolute blowball."

Brownalicious

Is a state of complete focus to search and seek any and every opportunity for sun, with the ultimate goal of achieving a level of tanned brownness that would otherwise be unobtainable with normal sun exposure.
Sam went away on holiday and had some weird obsession with sitting in the sun. At any opportunity, anywhere and everywhere. When he came back to work though he was Brownalicious.
Brownalicious by feridian April 11, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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