Blowjob season

When a girlfriend/wife/partner is on her period and can't have sex, and can only give blowjobs.

Hey honey when does blowjob season start?

Blowjob season by Polaker September 7, 2007

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Blowjob Season

The time of the month when ones' spouse or sexual relation has a useless vagina.

Jermaine : 'Yo Andy, did you bang that chick the other night?'

Andy : 'Na man it's blowjob season, I got some head!'

Jermaine : 'Blowjob season is the best'

Blowjob Season by FunkiestCoffee July 12, 2010

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Blow Job Season

Blow Job Season is when the leaves begin to change, pumpkin spice everything hits the stores, women break out their fall sweaters, nights get cool, and blow jobs happen at the fresh scent of a fall candle.

Hey boys - My wife started decorating for fall. It's BLOW JOB SEASON!!!

Blow Job Season by Holidays4men August 20, 2024

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Blow Job Season

When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.

Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season

Blow Job Season by Holidays4men August 21, 2024

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seasoned blowjob

When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job

Yea dude I gave her a bottle of champagne and she legit started giving me a seasoned blowjob.

seasoned blowjob by Bawgg January 14, 2020

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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