Blowjob Season

The time of the month when ones' spouse or sexual relation has a useless vagina.

Jermaine : 'Yo Andy, did you bang that chick the other night?'

Andy : 'Na man it's blowjob season, I got some head!'

Jermaine : 'Blowjob season is the best'

by FunkiestCoffee July 12, 2010

Blowjob season

When a girlfriend/wife/partner is on her period and can't have sex, and can only give blowjobs.

Hey honey when does blowjob season start?

by Polaker August 30, 2007

seasoned blowjob

When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job

Yea dude I gave her a bottle of champagne and she legit started giving me a seasoned blowjob.

by Bawgg January 15, 2020