Blowjob season

When a girlfriend/wife/partner is on her period and can't have sex, and can only give blowjobs.

Hey honey when does blowjob season start?

Blowjob season by Polaker September 7, 2007

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Blowjob Season

The time of the month when ones' spouse or sexual relation has a useless vagina.

Jermaine : 'Yo Andy, did you bang that chick the other night?'

Andy : 'Na man it's blowjob season, I got some head!'

Jermaine : 'Blowjob season is the best'

Blowjob Season by FunkiestCoffee July 12, 2010

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Blow Job Season

Blow Job Season is when the leaves begin to change, pumpkin spice everything hits the stores, women break out their fall sweaters, nights get cool, and blow jobs happen at the fresh scent of a fall candle.

Hey boys - My wife started decorating for fall. It's BLOW JOB SEASON!!!

Blow Job Season by Holidays4men August 20, 2024

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Blow Job Season

When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.

Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season

Blow Job Season by Holidays4men August 21, 2024

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seasoned blowjob

When a woman is crying while giving a blow job her tears season the penis making is a sesoned blow job

Yea dude I gave her a bottle of champagne and she legit started giving me a seasoned blowjob.

seasoned blowjob by Bawgg January 14, 2020

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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