Blowjob City

A magicial location, often dreamt of by men, where Blowjobs are as prevelant as water, as succulent as Filet Mignon and as inspired as Oprah Winfrey talking about Barack Obama. Blowjobs in Blowjob City are tailored for however the receiver desires.

I always have dreams about this magical location Blowjob City, but when I wake up, reality hits me in the face.

Blowjob City by DrFellatio January 19, 2008

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Blowjob City

Any place in which you are about to get a blowjob

After we went to dinner and I gave her the diamond neckalce, I knew I was headed to Blowjob City

Blowjob City by DrFellatio January 19, 2008

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blowjob city

For those who coach youth atheletics, it's the act of having the MILF's who attend the games and practice smoke the hog at practices while your assistant coaches entertain the kids

Back in the day when me and steve were coaching it was blowjob city with the moms

blowjob city by Bad Motherfucker August 15, 2007

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Bay City Blow Job

When you take a girl that looks like shrek out to the car and while she is giving you head you puke out the window of the car. (Bay City Michigan has more bars per capita than any other city in the US)

Dan just had a few shots and took that chick out back for a Bay City Blow Job.

Bay City Blow Job by Snoophog June 4, 2011

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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