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Blow job queen 

1. A felacious woman who can make a descent living by performing her "expert" oral pleasures.
2. A title bestowed upon dumb women who typicly say dumb things that would otherwise subjectify them, & the entire female gender as second rate citizens. Always bearing the mentality of self entitlement. Exclaiming that either a man, or the govornment is responsible for providing them with the life style that they believe they should have. Young mothers, (just to name 1 sub-class) will typicly try to compare 3 hours of spread out house work that is mostly accomplished by machines, to 8 hours of back breaking labor, & an additional hour of driving home in the rain. Just the kind of anti-progress that sets society back centuries.
3. The name of one of the sirens from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Young moms' facebook status: My day is sooooo hard i had to do laundry, load the dish washer, and make sure suppers ready while my man's out all day working (ugh he's so lucky he gets to get out). I bearly had time for a 6 hour nap!!!!!

Friend comment: and you wonder why we call you the blow job queen...
Blow job queen by Ampresandman December 27, 2011

Blow Job Queen 

A person who identifies as a female who performs acts of fellatio at a minimum of five times a week to one or multiple sexual partners to the point of orgasm.
Jane is a real Blow Job Queen. I heard she sucked off Phil and Stefan on the same day.
Blow Job Queen by Aheavysaber May 23, 2024

blowjob queen 

Damn! Amanda is one blowjob queen

blowjob queen 

Noun; a term with several nuanced meanings, popularized by Liz Phair in her 1996 song of the same name:

1) A woman confused about a relationship, but willing to do anything for her man;

2) A very young woman who values her identity as being promiscuously available for oral sex with many men;

3) In many colleges, a young woman who is readily available to a particular group (such as a team or fraternity) for blowjobs.
1) I'll be your blowjob queen.

2) When I was 14, I was a real blowjob queen.

3) And after pledge week, I'll line you up with Wanda, our blowjob queen.
blowjob queen by tman September 15, 2004

Splooge Drenched Blowjob Queen 

1. A South Park musical intended to get woman to want to give head.

2. A complete and total cum slut (men and women).
1- That cumdumpster over there is the splooge drenched blowjob queen from 'Drencher Quick Lee'

2 - Greg reigns as supreme splooge drenched blowjob queen of the gay bar.

blowjob queen 

Popularized by Liz Phair, yes, but the name of the song is Flower on her album Exile to Guyville
I want to be your blowjob queen.
blowjob queen by Beezo September 19, 2005
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