Blortch

When you think you are expelling gas, but it turns out you end end muddying your underwear

I BLORTCHED in my new jeans on the way home, and had to pull over and clean my ass with my socks!

by KingSausageBeast August 23, 2017

bortchilism

1. (n) Disease brought about by grunge or lewd behavior.

2. (n) The act of bortching

1. My friend just snorted bloody apple juice out of her nose. Now I have bortchilism.

2. Did you go to that bortchilism run/walk yesterday?

by Elliot1670 January 24, 2011

blootch

A Negro , a black person, derogatory term. Used in parts of New Jersey.

One more blootch and this place would look like an audition for a Tarzan movie.

Asbury Park has been smooched by blootches!

by Tom at the Shore January 15, 2006

Byortch

n. A female with both a distinctly unpleasant personality and extremely low intelligence.

Todd: "Kelly yelled at me for like an hour yesterday because I forgot to put one of her bras in the dryer."
Jim: "Jeez, what a bitch."
Todd: "No, it's worse than that. Afterward, she tried drying it herself -- in the microwave."
Jim: "Whoa, you're right -- she's a byortch!"

by Hellzapoppin' August 7, 2017

Blotch

Blotch is thicc fluffin cat with the fattest booty cheeks u have ever seen and gets punished by the 2 inch every single morning and has a stretched asshole because of the 2 inch and now lives on the street with a failed pornstar.

The failed fluffed blotch until he bled.

by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020

Blorch

To exhibit the symptoms of food poisoning; vomiting, barfing, non-ability to write sketch comedy.

"Eating bad clams is a sure-fire way to make sure you spend the weekend blorching."

by Smith&Kenny September 26, 2011

blotch

Wet flatulence, or the mark thereof in one's underwear. Unexpectedly or accidentally emitting liquid or solids with the gas. (Similar to skidmark, which may also relate to poor wiping technique.)

Dad: <wet farting sound> "Uh oh."
Joe: "Did you get any on you?"
Dad: "Yes, I believe I may have blotched."

by Joe Bone April 11, 2005