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Someone who gives blow jobs on a regular basis.
Ron: "This is a sick party man."
Harry: "Yeah, especially with all these blorgans running around."
blorgan by eilatan enitsac January 5, 2011
Words you can keep
1. Someone who is not only fat physically, but also mentally.
2. A Dylan Bulger
Pat: "Vic always runs up the bill at Applebees."
Lucas: "Yeah, she really is a Blorgan."
Blorgan by The Kid 2.0 December 11, 2010
Pertaining to the mechanics of blogging and how a few highly valued sources can spread propaganda far without scrutiny.
So Facebook's value rose exponentially immediately after going public? Sheer bloganism at play I reckon.
bloganism by m0r1arty June 12, 2012
A Blow Job given by a high school girl to a college guy.
Hey man I heard Baker got a blogan from a high school girl at the party last night.
(noun) A derogatory name for a woman. "Blorank" is a combination of the words, "bitch, slut, whore, and skank." The noun is associated with any woman who has exhibited the characteristics of the aforementioned terms.
Guy #1: She wouldn't hook up with me again because she said she felt bad for her boyfriend, and then she goes and hooks up with another guy.

Guy #2: Wow, what a Blorank.
Blorank by atlanticcitycamp August 27, 2009
when a single individual whether male or female hovers around multiple male partners is sucks all penises involved.
Aly sure enjoyed that blowgang last nite. She gladly dropped on her knees, sucked all those guys off until each squirted all over that mouth and she liked it. What a freak!
blowgang by Myz M May 30, 2013

Bloagan The Chodegan 

That hella short kid with a chode who's hat doesn't fit when he gets a haircut.
Haha look at Bloagan the Chodegan
Bloagan The Chodegan by Turdmeister69 February 29, 2020
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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