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Bloody Monkey 

What you call your racist white friend when he's being stupid and annoying
Person 1: "God you're being such a bloody monkey you racist pos"

Person 2: "*insert slur* do you think I care?"
Bloody Monkey by Zyklon_ March 9, 2023

bloody monkeys 

An expression of extremity, often used in reference to how much something hurts.
"My arm hurts like bloody monkeys!"

Similar expressions:
"...hurts like a mom."
"...hurts like a bitch."
bloody monkeys by maddjl326 January 7, 2009

Blood monkey 

The good Old blood monkey is the sacred art of engaging in intercourse but with a slight twist startup in missionary and halfway through then when you're about to ejaculate jump up slit her stomach in half spilling her guts all over the bed jump onto her stomach and Splash the guts everywhere while peeing pooping and farting everywhere while making the sacred noises of the True Blood monkey when you have finished the ACT cut open her stomach and pour all the poo pee and blood into the stomach tyre knot ambitiously and most violently belt her corps with it this act should bring you to ejaculate and finally finish the Beautiful but old art of the blood monkey.
Should of seen it bro gave Mel the blood monkey it was great alot of mess to clean tho she won't leave now:/
Blood monkey by AGHHHHHHHH January 11, 2018

monkey blood 

Raspberry syrup, typically applied to a 99 ice cream cone by a Mr Whippy in a northern industrial town.
"Can I have a flake in that please? And plenty of monkey blood."
monkey blood by northnog February 8, 2012

monkey blood 

another term for merthiolate or thimerosal
used chiefly in solutions as an antiseptic for surface wounds
I skinned my knee and my momma put monkey blood on it.
monkey blood by AllieB January 13, 2008

Monkey's Blood 

Northern English name for Strawberry Sauce.

Originating from the comparable colour of blood and strawberry sauce. There is no real explanation as to why is it specifically the blood of a monkey.
"eh-ah, bust us some monkey's blood on ma 99 please"
Monkey's Blood by jesusfuck! October 5, 2009
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Ajumma wait a moment
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