Kayla: "I don't understand why butch lesbian partners ditch their bras and cut their hair really short to resemble a man". "They walk around acting macho, proudly displaying their blundstones which compliment their shorts and flannelette shirts". "Isn't the whole idea of being a lesbian was that their not keen on balls and dick, so why do they own a dildo?".
Marciano: "They're definitely queer man". "They should impose sanctions against lesbians purchasing dildos, that will teach them a lesson!".
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.