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Blundstones 

What lesbians rock to compensate for their celibacy misery.
Kayla: "I don't understand why butch lesbian partners ditch their bras and cut their hair really short to resemble a man". "They walk around acting macho, proudly displaying their blundstones which compliment their shorts and flannelette shirts". "Isn't the whole idea of being a lesbian was that their not keen on balls and dick, so why do they own a dildo?".

Marciano: "They're definitely queer man". "They should impose sanctions against lesbians purchasing dildos, that will teach them a lesson!".
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boundstone 

a really really chavvy school in the chavvy town of Lancing. It is mostly full of chavs but there are some goths and emos too.
Boundstone is full of chavs.
boundstone by Crazy-sheep-girl August 3, 2006

Bluestones 

A combination of blue balls and kidney stones.

hands down the most excruciating pain a man can ever experience.
I keep a loaded gun under my pillow in case I ever get Bluestones
Bluestones by Blueguru December 22, 2014

Colin Blunstone 

Wow Julia really has a Colin Blunstone voice
Colin Blunstone by Ricktickytabby January 4, 2021
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026