The most unlikely victory of all. The kind of victory where you face opposition like never before and still manage to win whatever you're doing.
Comes from the movie Bloodsport starring Jean-Claude van Damme as Frank Dux. In the final match of the Kumite, Chong Li beats up van Damme real good and blinds him with some kind of powder. Fortunately, van Damme was great at serving tea for his late Shidoshi while blindfolded, and therefore he is still able to defeat Chong Li, all while yelling: "Baaaaaaah!"
Bloodsport, The Quest, Kickboxer, the list goes on... Classic van Damme has to have at least one Bloodsport victory
The unfortunate spackling of bloody pooh in ones underwear when attempting to pass gas. This is generally caused by being anally penetrated on a regular basis by large hairy men with names like Bruce or Greg.
Poorold Zink could not finish playing Trivial Pursuit, as he had inadvertantly let a bloodfart, completely soiling the insides of his skivvies. He was secretly relieved, however, as he was losing terribly, as usual.
Bloodsport Day is September 10th, a time to get drunk as fuck with friends and watch one of the greatest martial arts movies of all time Bloodsport!!!!
Why are you talking about Christmas already, I haven't even put up my Bloodsport Day decorations yet!!
During an act of oral sex, a Shooting Blowstar is when a man takes his penis out of a woman’s mouth as soon as he’s about to cum, taps it on her forehead, and sends the cum flying over her head.
Bro, that head was straight fire last night. She even let me show her what a Shooting Blowstar was.