bloodninja 

The screen name for some guy who used to go around asking unsuspecting girls to cyber, and then would gradually piss them off more and more as the conversation went on. His creativeness and unique comedic style is what has turned him into an internet legend.

Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 Penis of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?

bloodninja by gvb March 23, 2005

BloodNinja 

1. The funniest ninja that ever lived. He likes vegetables and knows there is nothing more serious than a rhino staring you down.

1. Blood ninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an s**t?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. B**ch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.

BloodNinja by Not Blood Ninja February 1, 2010

Bloodninja 

An 'internet legend' who STOLE chat logs of funny "cyber sex gone wrong" text files from Fugly.com You can see the originals there.

From Fugly.com:

Bloodninja - Blood Ninja
The Legend Of Bloodninja

If you found this page while looking for Cyber Sex Gone Wrong, HARRR! Talk like a pirate, or the other IM conversations and chats that you thought were created by bloodninja, you've found them!

They were really created by the staff of Fugly.com and they are called The Fugly Victims.

Somebody stole a lot of them, changed the name in the conversation to bloodninja and then posted them all over the Internet. The conversations are all original materal, created by the staff of Fugly.com.

Bloodninja by Crash187 December 22, 2008

Blood Ninja's

Blood Ninja's aka: A.I.D.S. A disease in which there is a severe loss of the body's cellular immunity, greatly lowering the resistance to infection and malignancy.

Dude... Blood Ninja's are kicking you're ass from the inside out!

Blood Ninja's by Buggshit April 14, 2014

bloodgina 

A bloody vagina usually used in anal

Fuck me in the ass cause i have a bloodgina

bloodgina by Niggerpussybitchshitdick69 July 9, 2016