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bloodjob 

usually preformed in the vampire world and in vampire media, a bloodjob involves a mortal girl or guy biting into a vampire through the skin, usually the arm or neck, and sucking the resulting gusher, resulting in heightened arousal of both parties. seen frequently in the HBO series True Blood.
Sookie gives a great bloodjob.

My girl wouldn't give me a bloodjob, so I drained her instead.
bloodjob by BillCrompton July 6, 2010
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BloodJob 

It is where you pop a girls cherry then she gives you a blowjob right afterwards
Bob: Bro i popped ashleys cherry then she gave me a bloodjob
Timmy: Bro your messed up thats nasty
BloodJob by AmazinglyGayGirCake October 26, 2011
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A blondjob occurs when a girl is going to give you a blowjob, but starts literally blowing on your penis.
I told Krystle to give me a blowjob, but instead I got a blondjob. I then had Jenny show her how it's done.
Blondjob by Kenny Decius October 23, 2004

Blood Job 

a term used to describe a situation in which any person involved in a blow job (or blowjob) gets a bloody nose. This term could also be applied to any situation in which blood is involved in any way with the blow job.
"This dude over here just got a blood job. Check out all of that blood on him. Let us laugh heartily together now."
Blood Job by Backseat Lover March 3, 2009

Bloobjob 

A upgraded form of blow job where the female encases the penis in her breasts as she proceeds to suck your penis
Danny: Get anything from the girl with big breasts at the bar?

Craig: She used her rack and mouth to give me a bloobjob.

Danny: Nice.
Bloobjob by Doomdreamer January 6, 2009

bloodyobsessed 

bloodyobsessed is a great person who Frypansgirl recommends you to be mutuals with. Not only that but they're nice
bloodyobsessed is a TikToker with lots of TikTok videos based of different things
bloodyobsessed by Frypansgirl September 9, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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