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bloodjob 

usually preformed in the vampire world and in vampire media, a bloodjob involves a mortal girl or guy biting into a vampire through the skin, usually the arm or neck, and sucking the resulting gusher, resulting in heightened arousal of both parties. seen frequently in the HBO series True Blood.
Sookie gives a great bloodjob.

My girl wouldn't give me a bloodjob, so I drained her instead.
bloodjob by BillCrompton July 6, 2010
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BloodJob 

It is where you pop a girls cherry then she gives you a blowjob right afterwards
Bob: Bro i popped ashleys cherry then she gave me a bloodjob
Timmy: Bro your messed up thats nasty
BloodJob by AmazinglyGayGirCake October 26, 2011
Related Words
A blondjob occurs when a girl is going to give you a blowjob, but starts literally blowing on your penis.
I told Krystle to give me a blowjob, but instead I got a blondjob. I then had Jenny show her how it's done.
Blondjob by Kenny Decius October 23, 2004

Blood Job 

a term used to describe a situation in which any person involved in a blow job (or blowjob) gets a bloody nose. This term could also be applied to any situation in which blood is involved in any way with the blow job.
"This dude over here just got a blood job. Check out all of that blood on him. Let us laugh heartily together now."
Blood Job by Backseat Lover March 3, 2009

Bloobjob 

A upgraded form of blow job where the female encases the penis in her breasts as she proceeds to suck your penis
Danny: Get anything from the girl with big breasts at the bar?

Craig: She used her rack and mouth to give me a bloobjob.

Danny: Nice.
Bloobjob by Doomdreamer January 6, 2009

bloodyobsessed 

bloodyobsessed is a great person who Frypansgirl recommends you to be mutuals with. Not only that but they're nice
bloodyobsessed is a TikToker with lots of TikTok videos based of different things
bloodyobsessed by Frypansgirl September 9, 2021
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020