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Blobjob 

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To receive a blowjob from a woman whom you would not normally think to be attractive. And not caring. Usually due to Inebriation
Gary- Hey, seen you leave the lodge last night with some fugly one
John- Yeah, got the blobjob though!!
(high five, followed by awkward silence)
Blobjob by crash-2-burn April 4, 2010

Blobjob 

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To receive a blowjob from a unattractive woman when drunk, and knowing she will be ugly in the morning. But not caring.
Gary: You went home with some fugly girl last night. Did you fuck her?
John: No man, got the blobjob
(They Hi Five, then look around awkwardly)
Blobjob by crash2burn April 4, 2010

boobjob

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A boobjob is when a woman, most likely with breasts of a considerable size, places the man's penis inbetween her breasts. She will then push them together and move them up and down.

Boobjobs are much more enjoyable when lubricated, they are often finished by the man ejaculating on the woman's breasts, face or warn the woman first so that she may take it in the mouth
Sarah gave me a boobjob yesterday, I then came all over her chest.
boobjob by Theodor January 28, 2006

boobjob

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Act of doing plastic surgery on breasts in order to make them become bigger or (rarely) smaller.
A lot used in the show-business world, this trend is conveyed by TV shows such as Nip/Tuck or Grey's Anatomy.
It is of course something very common in porn/erotic models to have enhanced breasts.
This girl has nice breasts...
No she got a boobjob recently, i don't like te fake ones !
boobjob by Yorganof November 29, 2006

blobjob 

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Upon having sex with a fat girl, you are unsure if you are in a hole or a fat fold.
Dude, I think Gertrude gave me a blobjob last night.
blobjob by Oinkus December 10, 2009

Blobjob 

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it is when Majestical tells Blobski to give someone a blowjob and Blobski thinks its his own idea
Blobski gave Lindhardt a blobjob
Blobjob by Majesticalwarbringer April 22, 2022
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