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Blood balls

When you itch your balls (testicles) so much they turn bloody making them blood balls
I itched my nuts so hard they turned into blood balls
Blood balls by Pee gumballs December 9, 2025

bloody balls 

After having sex with a girl who is heavily on her period you take the condom off and your dick is clean but your balls have lots of blood on them.
7 days out of a month, I get a case of the bloody balls.
bloody balls by caffman December 25, 2007

thal's bloody balls

An expletive used by some NPCs, commonly ones residing in the major city Ul'dah, in the popular MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV. The expletive references the twin deities Nald'thal, god of death and the underworld, and patron deity of Ul'dah.

It was revealed at Fan Festival NA 2014 that the saying was created as a result of senior translator Koji Fox loving swearing, and "wanting to get as much swearing as possible".
Ul'dah Citizen: Thal's bloody balls what is that thing?!
thal's bloody balls by Velkee June 5, 2023

bloomballs

a ball made up of flower seeds, compost and soil
During the spring and autumn season, BloomBalls are at their best for being tossed into the garden soil or compost, which will allow for wildflowers to grow.
bloomballs by Hellen of Norway March 29, 2023

Bloodyballs 

When you scracth your balls so fucking much they start bleeding
I haven't showered in a week and now I got Bloodyballs
Bloodyballs by juicewizard69 August 17, 2019
the bestest player of all NS
BloodBall, your my hero!
BloodBall by Anonymous July 24, 2003
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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