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crusty blood muffin 

When the anal cavity is penetrated with such viciousness that it pulls the rectal out; creating a hemroid that resembles the top of a muffin that is bloody and crusty with semen.
Mahyn, I just got the worst crusty blood muffin.
crusty blood muffin by Jamoocaba February 4, 2010

bloody muffin 

When a girl is having her period and you eat her out, while fingering her asshole and you pop your finger in her mouth and yell bloody muffin.
I gave my girlfriend, KoKo a bloody muffin last night!
bloody muffin by Leon Johnson November 7, 2006

bloody muffin 

When a guy is all up in that pussy and the girls cherry pops. The guy relizes the cherry poped and he gets a muffin to soak up all the blood. Then when all the blood is soaked up the girl eats it!!!
PJ poped the cherry and made her eat that bloody muffin.
bloody muffin by Peejizz O'Shit August 22, 2007

bloody muffin 

A very lame excuse used by a drunken crack whore to get out of coming to work because her daughter is on her period.
I can't come to work today because "Jamie" has a bloody muffin.
bloody muffin by J-Dizzle815 March 22, 2008

bloody muffkin 

The act of Performing a muffkin,while pulling out a skanks juicy ripe tampon, thereby sprinkling the face of the perpatrator.
Lenord Skyler performed a bloody muffkin on his first cousins' 18th birthday.

bloodmuffin

noun :1) A used tampon 2) adj a dirogitory term directed at someone resembling a cotton swab shoved up the itchy vagina of a rabidly menstraiting woman, then removed and discarded.
adj: You are a bloodmuffin.
noun: Clean up your damn bloodmuffins, I don't want to touch them.
bloodmuffin by Wyreth December 30, 2006
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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