Blood Fest

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A male who loves to have sex with a woman during that time of the month.

Same for women they like getting fucked on that time of the month

Man me and my wife had a Blood Fest last night it felt squishy but nice.

Blood Fest by AlbinoApePenis September 5, 2020

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festering vaginal blood fart

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.

I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.

festering vaginal blood fart by smokin_oil December 7, 2009

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festuring vaginal blood fart

The most foul and disgusting epithet a person can bestow on another, as it is foul and disgusting in and of itself.

The most rancid of all pussy farts, in both sight and smell.

You're nothing more than a festuring vaginal blood fart.

festuring vaginal blood fart by Beavis_H_Christ April 6, 2004

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Bloodfeather

A new feather on a bird in it's new-quill phase. If broken, the bird will likely bleed out and die.

Referenced in Highly Suspect's - "Bloodfeather", a person being your "bloodfeather" means that they're invaluable to you, and if something where to happen to them, it would be your pain and even your demise.

That girl's my bloodfeather, I couldn't think about life without her.

Bloodfeather by Vinogradav November 28, 2019

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bloodfeather

Bloodfeather: some one who hurt you/ will hurt you, yet you still refuse to hate.

-someone you love even though they have hurt you

Emm: so why are you still dating Kendall?
Garroth: well, she's fatal but I love who she is, she'll be my death or my forever, she's my little bloodfeather.

bloodfeather by El the Space Boy December 30, 2016

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bloodfest

A couple who LOVE fucking when the wife is on her period!

Man me and my wife had a great bloodfest last night. it was squishy but my wild stile!

bloodfest by AlbinoApePenis September 5, 2020

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Bilingual Bloodfest

A mass brawl in which one or more of the participants speaks a different language i.e. two English guys and a Spanish guy fight.

Guy " Hey look at those English and Spanish guys fighting"

Other guy "Looks like we got ourselves a bilingual bloodfest"

Bilingual Bloodfest by NoPantsDanceMan August 16, 2009

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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