Bloobus 

Squishy, fat and Jewishy Llama

"Hey"
"whats up bloobus?"
"..."
"look it up."
"Squishy, fat jewish llama?"
"yep."

Bloobus by PEEEEEE... uh wait... poop. November 21, 2011

Boobus Americanus 

Complacent, lazy & stupid US citizen who votes for politicians based upon information proffered by government shills in the mainstream media, or for other vacuous reasons. This dolt not only doesn't understand the concept of "limited government", but has never read The Constitution nor The Bill of Rights. He also believes his vote counts and that politicians are honest.

Boobus Americanus Example 1:
"I'm voting for Obama because I'm tired of old, white guys". (Yep, skin color is important!)
Boobus Americanus Example 2:
"I'm voting for McCain because he's the lesser of two evils". (Akin to choosing shoplifting over bank robbery.)

Boobus Americanus by GovernmentSucks June 28, 2009

Baloobus 

A state of intoxication reached when one cannot spell ones face, shit-faced, generally dyinestest .
Elements of this condition include rowdy behaviour, plate smashing, gobbledygook, an adverse reaction to gravity, the inailty to hold ones pint, birds swaying and trees singing.
You may have to hold on to the pavement to prevent yourself from falling off of the ground.
after an incubation perioud of about 10 hours this condition develops into Dyinest man syndrome.

"Yeah Padraig was so Baloobus, he fornicated with the couch and then didn't call it the next day"

Baloobus by John Prendergast April 2, 2007

blowbustion 

The point when you start to ejaculate while receiving a blow job.

My wife sucked my cock so hard that it only took a minute to reach blowbustion.

blowbustion by Pimpdaddyj March 10, 2014

Boobus Americanus 

Also known as the booboisie, Boobus Americanus refers to the typical stupid, lazy, complacent, gullible, delusional, docile American. The term was coined by H. L. Mencken, who would be dismayed but not surprised at the sheer volume of boobage the residents of the United States would display decades after his death.

Observe as the Boobus Americanus, like a herd of sheep, line up one by one, sleepwalking obediently into the polling booth, apparently convinced, despite its failure four years earlier, and the four years before that, and the four years before that, and so on, that a well-placed vote for the greater of two deranged, narcissistic sociopaths will solve the country's problems.

Boobus Americanus by lackoffaithless July 26, 2016

Bloobis 

A cry baby, someone who does nothing but whine and complain all day.

Bloobis: *wahhhhhhhhhh*
Bro: Shut up you stupid fuckin' bloobis.

Bloobis by ayytmoney November 25, 2014

boobus

a booboo, bobo, boobz, etc. a small-brained but infinitely loving person.

hehe she's such a boobus i had to just hug her!

boobus by pokeabobo June 3, 2009