Blonzed

Adjective; Blonzed is the fusion of blond and bronzed. Most often found in Southern California. Someone who is freshly highlighted with blond hair and has just bronzed their skin with fake tanner.

"Oh my god! That girl over their is SO blonzed!"

by ScrapsCA April 24, 2009

Blonded

Being aimless intentionally, as a lifestyle. As heard in Frank ocean's song, Self Control. A person living a blonded life can be seen as someone who has chose to live life without any aim, thought or direction. The word may come from blonde people being stereotyped as "thoughtless".

You know how he goes with the flow all the time? Its because he chose the Blonded life.

by Odideus January 14, 2021

blonked

essentially means to be high, but can be used in any case where the person is bugging out.

"Dude I hit the bong 4 times yesterday i was so blonked"

by Eddie Y. August 3, 2007

dick bronzed

To have anal sex.

I was with a great girl last night. Not only did I get a good blowjob, but I also got my dick bronzed

by buck neckid ALM October 21, 2010

Blonded

Reference to frank ocean’s beautiful album “blonde” as seen on the album cover franky Frank has his hand over his face while in the shower but the crucial part is the placement of the hand on the face, so when you see a fellow fan or are listening to the exquisite music of frank or a shawty has you in the blonde bag or wanna new move just bust out the blonde and just copy the hand placement over your face....feel blonde shawty feel blonde🌙

“damn homie Zay n Alex really just hit the blonde on dem bitches doe“~earl
“damn they blonded as fuck”~Tyler

by Prettyboyzay🌙 March 24, 2020

bronzedigger

A failed golddigger.

Peter: "Dude, it looks like 24-year-old Michelle ended up marrying that 72-year-old Physics professor!"
John: "Oh man, sounds like a bronzedigger to me."

by djreefresh November 29, 2011

Blonze

A colour in between blonde and bronze (like gold but not quite as yellow) or a combination of blonde and bronze. blonze could be used to describe a lighter shade of bronze or a darker shade of blonde, alternatively Blonde hair with Bronze streaks is Blonze.

I'm lovin your sun bleached blonze hair.

Q) Is that gold jewelry you're wearing? A) nope it's Blonze, it's a richer shade of gold, do you like?

by gunnerrob March 10, 2011