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Adjective; Blonzed is the fusion of blond and bronzed. Most often found in Southern California. Someone who is freshly highlighted with blond hair and has just bronzed their skin with fake tanner.
"Oh my god! That girl over their is SO blonzed!"
Blonzed by ScrapsCA April 24, 2009
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Being aimless intentionally, as a lifestyle. As heard in Frank ocean's song, Self Control. A person living a blonded life can be seen as someone who has chose to live life without any aim, thought or direction. The word may come from blonde people being stereotyped as "thoughtless".
You know how he goes with the flow all the time? Its because he chose the Blonded life.
Blonded by Odideus January 14, 2021
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essentially means to be high, but can be used in any case where the person is bugging out.
"Dude I hit the bong 4 times yesterday i was so blonked"
blonked by Eddie Y. August 3, 2007

dick bronzed 

To have anal sex.
I was with a great girl last night. Not only did I get a good blowjob, but I also got my dick bronzed
dick bronzed by buck neckid ALM October 21, 2010
Reference to frank ocean’s beautiful album ā€œblondeā€ as seen on the album cover franky Frank has his hand over his face while in the shower but the crucial part is the placement of the hand on the face, so when you see a fellow fan or are listening to the exquisite music of frank or a shawty has you in the blonde bag or wanna new move just bust out the blonde and just copy the hand placement over your face....feel blonde shawty feel blondešŸŒ™
ā€œdamn homie Zay n Alex really just hit the blonde on dem bitches doeā€œ~earl
ā€œdamn they blonded as fuckā€~Tyler
Blonded by PrettyboyzayšŸŒ™ March 24, 2020

bronzedigger 

Peter: "Dude, it looks like 24-year-old Michelle ended up marrying that 72-year-old Physics professor!"
John: "Oh man, sounds like a bronzedigger to me."
bronzedigger by djreefresh November 29, 2011
A colour in between blonde and bronze (like gold but not quite as yellow) or a combination of blonde and bronze. blonze could be used to describe a lighter shade of bronze or a darker shade of blonde, alternatively Blonde hair with Bronze streaks is Blonze.
I'm lovin your sun bleached blonze hair.

Q) Is that gold jewelry you're wearing? A) nope it's Blonze, it's a richer shade of gold, do you like?
Blonze by gunnerrob March 10, 2011
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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