Bronzed

A defining physical characteristic of an individual from the Indian subcontinent pertaining to their skin color.

Popularized by Bollywood bloggers when describing actors and actresses from the Bollywood movie industry. Lately, Hollywood actors and actresses have tried to impersonate this defining characteristic to look attractive on screen.

Person 1: Wow, checkout the bronzed god over there!
Person 2: I bet he is Indian.

by joshp December 30, 2014

bronzed

The act of turning someone into a bronze statue. This is done either just for fun, because they are annoying, or just for the hell of it.

"Dude that Bible preacher guy wouldn't be quiet!" - Jerod
"I dunno he was pretty hot if you ask me" - Laura
"Well... I just bronzed his ass"- Reed

by PlanetDahmz July 11, 2010

bronzed oboe

To have ones dick and/or balls sucked from behind while said genitals are tucked between ones legs.

Tyler pulled a hamstring last night while Jess was giving him the Bronzed Oboe.

by bronzed abomination February 18, 2015

dick bronzed

To have anal sex.

I was with a great girl last night. Not only did I get a good blowjob, but I also got my dick bronzed

by buck neckid ALM October 21, 2010

Out Bronzed

When you're at a bar and talking to a girl/guy or their group and someone more attractive than you with less depth of character steals their attention with nothing more than a better body and fake bronze tan.

No matter how funny/clever you are you are eligible to be out bronzed.

Dude, I don't even go to the bar. Every time I do I just get out bronzed.

by TickTalk October 29, 2011

Bronze Rage Syndrome

Bronze Rage Syndrome, also known as B.R.S., is a condition that is prevalent in the League of Legends community. Although its nomenclature is derived from the high concentrations of this affliction observed primarily in low ranked play, this disease is indiscriminate in its vector of infection. Victims of this terrible disease display decreased cognitive function, often causing them to walk into enemy towers and fountain as well as dying to enemy forces in strangely creative ways. In addition to this, they adopt a speech impediment similar to that observed in people suffering from Wernicke's aphasia. Unable to form cohesive speech, and reciting only profanity, all attempts at communication with them are in futility. This disease is mildly contagious and is often seen as related to group retardation, however, such claims are currently being researched and are as such, unproven. In extreme cases, the infected are beyond help, degenerating into a state of mindless rage. At this point, the only humane option left is but to euthanize these pitiful creatures, releasing them from their miserable existence.

Player 1: "FUK sdhit you fucking noob fuck fedr nob bich"

Player 2: "It appears that our ally has fallen to bronze rage syndrome, he should seek immediate medical attention."

Player 1: "Reterd, ur mom needs to seek immedite medical atention"

Player 1: "From my cok LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!11!!!1one!oneone"

Player 2: "This poor soul, such a sad and wretched existence, it would be best to put him out of his misery at once."

by Dr. Aven November 25, 2014

The Bronze Jade

Famous Basketball Player of the Los Angeles Lakers with a net worth of 1 Billion as of 2022

“This place is called the Bronze Jade Art Gallery” Cordelia continued.

by Maelae August 20, 2022