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turtle blazed 

The highest level of high achievable
highest trip you can possibly achieve.
blazed out of your damn mind.
baked till your eyes all bright red.
completely stoned.
He has to be turtle blazed, he doesn't even know whats going on. His eyes are twitching and he's seeing stuff.
turtle blazed by A.lbert January 19, 2009
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wanna blaze? wanna get blazed? man was i blazed!
blazed by ihaveissues November 15, 2004

Toke Blazed 

Toke Blazed (also: Taking Babies, Toasting Bread, Tyra Banks, Tractor Beam, Etc. any good TB combination will do) is the state of being beyond a normal level of high. It can be used in place of saying, "I'm fucking high".
Jeremy: Yo, dude. I'm toked off my fucking nuts!!!

Jeremy is clearly toke blazed

blanked out 

When you end up losing all senses for a breaf moment,such as when you are in class and you suddenly lose all focus and everything goes blank but you continue to do what ever it was you were doing before you blanked out
Me:blanked
Teach:hey tell the class what we just talked about
Me:sorry i blanked out
blanked out by Brandon_d777 August 19, 2016

Mad Blazed

The state one gets after smoking a large amount of Marijuana (3+ blunts, 5+ joints, or 4+ bongs).
Tom: Yo man, you gunna hit this bong again?

Joe: Chill man, I'm already mad blazed.
Mad Blazed by pimbo420 April 11, 2009
To be ignored by whom you are speaking too
yo whats up man
(B L A N K E D)
blanked by LÉ MáC February 18, 2004