If you subscribe to more blogs than you can ever hope to read, if you constantly share blogs with friends, family and other bloggers and if you write a blog or 5, you are a blonkie. If blogs (reading, writing or sharing them) interfers with doing laundry, feeding the kids or exercizing, you are a blonkie. (A blog junkie) Sounds much less threatening than a bloddict or a blogophant.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.