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A black person who wants to be/thinks they are white.

A black person who talks as if they are white.

Opposite of a whigger
"Wassup, my blonkie?"
blonkie by DaveIII October 6, 2003
Words you can keep
Receiving oral intercourse in parallel with dropping a huge load
She offered a blonkie I couldn't refuse.
Blonkie by Gorosei March 14, 2020
Related Words
blonkie blondie blankie blonkey bonkie boonkie blonker Blinkie Blokie blondies
If you subscribe to more blogs than you can ever hope to read, if you constantly share blogs with friends, family and other bloggers and if you write a blog or 5, you are a blonkie. If blogs (reading, writing or sharing them) interfers with doing laundry, feeding the kids or exercizing, you are a blonkie. (A blog junkie) Sounds much less threatening than a bloddict or a blogophant.
He spends all weekend reading and writing blogs. He is a total 'Blonkie'
Blonkie by Jpuf May 4, 2012
A can of energy drink,

Plural: a block of blonkies
pronunciation: blon-key
"Yo man i'm so thirsty pass me a blonkie!"

"I drank so many blonkies i think i might get a heart attack"
Blonkie by Archibarg December 30, 2019
When a man ejaculates on a females face and she receives some ejaculate in the eye.
Damn girl....I just gave you a blinkie!
Blinkie by Benny Black December 19, 2005

blonkered 

to become heavily intoxicated, usually leading to entertaining results
"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "
blonkered by Dickdoctor December 11, 2014
essentially means to be high, but can be used in any case where the person is bugging out.
"Dude I hit the bong 4 times yesterday i was so blonked"
blonked by Eddie Y. August 3, 2007
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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