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Receiving oral intercourse in parallel with dropping a huge load
She offered a blonkie I couldn't refuse.
Blonkie by Gorosei March 14, 2020
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blonkie • blondie • blankie • blonkey • bonkie • boonkie • blonker • Blinkie • Blokie • blondies
If you subscribe to more blogs than you can ever hope to read, if you constantly share blogs with friends, family and other bloggers and if you write a blog or 5, you are a blonkie. If blogs (reading, writing or sharing them) interfers with doing laundry, feeding the kids or exercizing, you are a blonkie. (A blog junkie) Sounds much less threatening than a bloddict or a blogophant.
He spends all weekend reading and writing blogs. He is a total 'Blonkie'
Blonkie by Jpuf May 4, 2012
A can of energy drink,

Plural: a block of blonkies
pronunciation: blon-key
"Yo man i'm so thirsty pass me a blonkie!"

"I drank so many blonkies i think i might get a heart attack"
Blonkie by Archibarg December 30, 2019
When a man ejaculates on a females face and she receives some ejaculate in the eye.
Damn girl....I just gave you a blinkie!
Blinkie by Benny Black December 19, 2005

blonkered 

to become heavily intoxicated, usually leading to entertaining results
"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah, Tim got proper blonkered and started peacocking on the dancefloor "
blonkered by Dickdoctor December 11, 2014
essentially means to be high, but can be used in any case where the person is bugging out.
"Dude I hit the bong 4 times yesterday i was so blonked"
blonked by Eddie Y. August 3, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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