Definitions by DaveIII

Nerd 

A male or female who thinks they know everything. Believe that studying and high grades are life's #1 thing. Usually wear glasses, even if they don't need them. Usually gel their hair to the side. Usually ugly. Usually wierd-looking. Can't fight; always run off to moms when threatened. For some reason, often get the most female attention when they are surrounded by better-looking people.

"Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrd!"
"Pal, did you get a load of the nerds?"
-Homer Simpson, episode 'Homer goes to college'

Nerd by DaveIII October 15, 2006

Scunthorpe 

Probably the most embarrassing city in England to be a resident of; due to a word that can be read within it's name.

I was on my way to Sheffield by train, but there was a mess-up and I ended up in Scunthorpe.

Scunthorpe by DaveIII November 5, 2003

The Coral 

An indie rock group from Hoylake, Liverpool, England, United Kingdom.

Band members: James Skelly, Ian Skelly, Lee Southall, Nick Power, Bill Ryder-Jones & Paul Duffy.

"Up in my lonely room, when I'm dreaming of you"

The Coral by DaveIII October 27, 2003

Justin Hawkins 

Lead singer of The Darkness, the UK's most successful rock act of the early '00s.

Camp, but still a great musician with a lot of talent.

"I believe in a thing called love"

Justin Hawkins by DaveIII October 17, 2003

blonkie 

A black person who wants to be/thinks they are white.

A black person who talks as if they are white.

Opposite of a whigger

"Wassup, my blonkie?"

blonkie by DaveIII October 6, 2003