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An excessively large or obese animal or person. See also: absolute unit
My cat is the biggest blorple.
Blorple by meowlnir July 20, 2018
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Me: I made a bloody bloople today in front of Jessica.
Random Guy: Haha noob.
bloople by Toopid September 30, 2011

blumple rimskin 

The act of pooping while getting a blow job, and performing a rim job on the person who is giving the blow job.
Stephanie gave me a blumple rimskin last night and I almost passed out.
blumple rimskin by Bryce G Smith October 10, 2014

blumplestiltskin  

the act of receiving oral sex from a garden gnome while taking a dump.

Inspired by the original Blumpkin or blumpie, blumplestiltskin was created to better fit this more specific gnome-related situation.
"that was the best blumplestiltskin everr"

"hey, come over here and give me a blumplestiltskin you dirty lil gnome"
blumplestiltskin by pud850 December 19, 2008
A blue, hard-backed chair. Generally has 2 triangular legs, but also comes in the 4 legged variety. Commonly found as school chairs.
It's blue, it's hard-backed, and it's a chair. It must be a blopple.
Blopple by Staticwolf October 23, 2007

Blomphed 

Describes the appearance and state of a person or an animal totally worn out physically and/or mentally. They have a collapsed flattened look about them and are usually sprawled in a heap.
When she got back from the club she just sat there looking totally blomphed.
Blomphed by Serota April 17, 2014