Blomple
Blomple by grrranimalz April 15, 2010
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Blorple
My cat is the biggest blorple.
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Blomple • blumplestiltskin • blimples • Blompers • bloople • Blorple • blouple • Blample • Blimplebloop • Blomphed
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blumple rimskin
The act of pooping while getting a blow job, and performing a rim job on the person who is giving the blow job.
blumple rimskin by Bryce G Smith October 10, 2014
blumplestiltskin
the act of receiving oral sex from a garden gnome while taking a dump.
Inspired by the original Blumpkin or blumpie, blumplestiltskin was created to better fit this more specific gnome-related situation.
Inspired by the original Blumpkin or blumpie, blumplestiltskin was created to better fit this more specific gnome-related situation.
"that was the best blumplestiltskin everr"
"hey, come over here and give me a blumplestiltskin you dirty lil gnome"
"hey, come over here and give me a blumplestiltskin you dirty lil gnome"
blumplestiltskin by pud850 December 19, 2008
Blopple
A blue, hard-backed chair. Generally has 2 triangular legs, but also comes in the 4 legged variety. Commonly found as school chairs.
Blopple by Staticwolf October 23, 2007
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