Blomple

A slender, attractive, sweetheart of a red-headed knockout.

My baby is a big 'ol blomple!!

by grrranimalz April 15, 2010

Blorple

An excessively large or obese animal or person. See also: absolute unit

My cat is the biggest blorple.

by meowlnir July 20, 2018

bloople

Made a mistake that was really really stupid.

Me: I made a bloody bloople today in front of Jessica.
Random Guy: Haha noob.

by Toopid September 30, 2011

blumple rimskin

The act of pooping while getting a blow job, and performing a rim job on the person who is giving the blow job.

Stephanie gave me a blumple rimskin last night and I almost passed out.

by Bryce G Smith October 10, 2014

blumplestiltskin

the act of receiving oral sex from a garden gnome while taking a dump.

Inspired by the original Blumpkin or blumpie, blumplestiltskin was created to better fit this more specific gnome-related situation.

"that was the best blumplestiltskin everr"

"hey, come over here and give me a blumplestiltskin you dirty lil gnome"

by pud850 December 19, 2008

Blopple

A blue, hard-backed chair. Generally has 2 triangular legs, but also comes in the 4 legged variety. Commonly found as school chairs.

It's blue, it's hard-backed, and it's a chair. It must be a blopple.

by Staticwolf October 23, 2007

Blomphed

Describes the appearance and state of a person or an animal totally worn out physically and/or mentally. They have a collapsed flattened look about them and are usually sprawled in a heap.

When she got back from the club she just sat there looking totally blomphed.

by Serota April 17, 2014