"Diarrhea, in all actuality, is a pretty word. Why give such a
pretty name to something so horrible? I think we need a new name for it. Something more raw. Something that signals what it really is. The worst
day ever. I was thinking of something along the lines of "assplosion" but that isn'
t classy enough. The word needs to signify the quivering, gurgling, pain and
angst that we all know, while simultaneously seeming harmless. A little old
lady needs to be able to use this word as well. Perhaps it should just be called "the uh-ohs" because that's exactly what you think when you feel the first bits of stomach pain to signal what's to come. I think that's a much more apt title, although I really wanted to make up some sweet word that might eventually catch on. Something like, "I've got a bad case of the blooples." Blooples= sound diarrhea makes. Nobody ever said I was
classy." - Human Making and Beyond.