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Used to describe someone who is an insatiable attention whore.
"Wtf is wrong with that guy"?
"He's acting like such a blampee" !!!
Blampee by Truth observer November 9, 2020

An otherwise blameless life 

Spending one's time rubbing elbows with dictators, lobbying on behalf of large corporations, backstabbing business partners, colluding with Russians, and generally being a shady sonuvagun.

First used by Judge T.S. Ellis in his explanation for his sentencing of Paul Manafort.
Paul Manafort should only go to jail for 47 months for his crimes which carry a maximum sentence in the decades because he has led an otherwise blameless life.

Blapples 

From the comedy "The Promotion" starring Seann William Scott and John C. Reilly. Some black apples in the bunch...
Richard Wehlner: Oh, don't worry about it...it was just some black apples...

Black guy: Black apples?

Wehlner: I said bad ones? I meant blat, blatch...blapples.
Blapples by xxjudexx January 27, 2010
Word used to describe the feeling of being Run Down, tired, screwed up, messed up, or generally not as good as you can be.

Also used to describe the general feeling of any negative experience.
I was up all night partying and today I'm all Blamped !

I got into an accident, I have no insurance, and now my car is all BLAMPED and I can't pay for it.
Blamped by Steve Francis September 3, 2007

blameless 

somebody that holds the persona of "not being of blame" ,when infact they are the instigator that has manufactured the whole debacle.

Weak manipulation.
somebody that informs the boss that the coffee,(etc) has been stolen, when they themselves are the thief.

Therefore they are "blameless"
blameless by westaussie June 22, 2009
Among their mad ravings were scattered disparate blambles and frivolities, which, even out of context would never have made sense to any but the most bizarre minds.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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