Blample 

To catch a person in the act of auto-eroticism

I walked into my dorm room and blampled my roommate

Blample by El Night Blampler January 16, 2011

Blampee 

Used to describe someone who is an insatiable attention whore.

"Wtf is wrong with that guy"?
"He's acting like such a blampee" !!!

Blampee by Truth observer November 9, 2020

An otherwise blameless life 

Spending one's time rubbing elbows with dictators, lobbying on behalf of large corporations, backstabbing business partners, colluding with Russians, and generally being a shady sonuvagun.

First used by Judge T.S. Ellis in his explanation for his sentencing of Paul Manafort.

Paul Manafort should only go to jail for 47 months for his crimes which carry a maximum sentence in the decades because he has led an otherwise blameless life.

An otherwise blameless life by TheHobbitsAreGoingtoIsengard March 9, 2019

Blapples 

From the comedy "The Promotion" starring Seann William Scott and John C. Reilly. Some black apples in the bunch...

Richard Wehlner: Oh, don't worry about it...it was just some black apples...

Black guy: Black apples?

Wehlner: I said bad ones? I meant blat, blatch...blapples.

Blapples by xxjudexx January 27, 2010

Blamped 

Word used to describe the feeling of being Run Down, tired, screwed up, messed up, or generally not as good as you can be.

Also used to describe the general feeling of any negative experience.

I was up all night partying and today I'm all Blamped !

I got into an accident, I have no insurance, and now my car is all BLAMPED and I can't pay for it.

Blamped by Steve Francis September 3, 2007

blameless 

somebody that holds the persona of "not being of blame" ,when infact they are the instigator that has manufactured the whole debacle.

Weak manipulation.

somebody that informs the boss that the coffee,(etc) has been stolen, when they themselves are the thief.

Therefore they are "blameless"

blameless by westaussie June 22, 2009

blamble 

A random happenstance.

Among their mad ravings were scattered disparate blambles and frivolities, which, even out of context would never have made sense to any but the most bizarre minds.

blamble by scrabble dictionary March 3, 2017