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blowed out bitch 

In the south a blowed out bitch refers to a girl that has been around the block a couple of times and then again. Basically a nasty whore that sleeps with other girls boyfriends or really anyone that will sleep with them(girls, boys it doesn't matter to them). They think they are the shit, but, they are really broke, scandalous, sneakin ass bitches, that have literally been blown out.
Jane: Hey girl what's bothering you?
Tina: Well I just seen ole girl talking to my boyfriend.
Jane: Oh don't sweat that blowed out bitch she ain't shit.
Tina: Yeah I know but, I don't like her.
Jane: Me either.
blowed out bitch by crystal420 March 8, 2007

blowed out 

The frame of mind after you smoke a massive amount of weed.
The state of being blowed.
I got blowed out on the way to the Bengals game.
blowed out by Patricio EL Burro December 28, 2005

Blaked out 

Verb - "to blake out"

A process involving a combination of very tight clothing and a barrage of shots, culminating in a complete disregard for usual standards in selecting bedfellows.

The subject will wake up the following morning with no recollection of the previous night's events.
Margot: "McLean! Where have you been?"

McLean: "What happened last night? I just escaped from Cougarville. I woke up in handcuffs and I have a tattoo of a unicorn."

Margot: "Wow! You totally blaked out!"
Blaked out by Caspertheseedyghost October 10, 2011

booked out 

Overwhelmed and exhausted by social media to the point of no participation. This includes providing no updates, comments, likes or tweets.
Person 1: Hey, what did you think about Rick's Facebook update? It was classic!

Person 2: I didn't see it.

Person 1: What do you mean?

Person 2: I haven't been on Facebook or Twitter in weeks, I'm totally booked out.
booked out by Riconator September 7, 2010

Blowed-out-catfishmouth 

A wallered out vagina that resembles a droopy catfish mouth. Usally found on hoes and busted hoe mammas.
Yo, Chantell throwed some wide open Blowed-out-catfishmouth the other night!
Blowed-out-catfishmouth by Bubbals January 15, 2009

blowed out asshole 

An asshole that becomes agape after being fucked hard. It then turns into a pink sock.
Darla has a blowed out asshole because she took Matt's Alabama king snake, for 3 hours straight.