bloing 

1. v. To insert a joint that is fat enough to be compared to a blunt, or a short blunt that can be compared to a joint aka a "bloint" into the hole at the bottom of the bong bowl and proceeding to smoke. "Bloinging" or "bloingin'" as it is referred to is often the most enjoyable way to finish off a bloint without getting burned. Bloint + Bong = Bloingin'

"Man, this bloint is getting short, I'll put that shit in the bong and bloing it up!"

bloing by king_bloint_420 September 25, 2008

Bloing 

Someone who is usually a huge douchebag and is terrible at literally everything.

Damn that bloing sucks.

Bloing by Kthen May 19, 2016

bloing 

Fake bling, purchased at the mini-mart.

"I think the ice on that bloing is startin' to melt!"

bloing by Supersatisfier August 26, 2006

Bloing Gloing 

1. Another word for the well-observed phenomenon in which women's breasts bounce during movement.
2. A character from The Demented Cartoon Movie infamous for his silly and unintelligible speech.

1. Check out the bloing gloing on that chick, yo! She's got some real bouncin' there.
2. Eingity goingity goingity going going going going.

Bloing Gloing by ShAdOwZ May 31, 2010

blingeddy wowwow

The absolute coolest. All the kids are saying it. It's totally a thing.

Me: That song is blingeddy wowwow!
Ali: Daddy, that's not a thing.
Me: Blingeddy wowwow is totally a thing. It's international.

blingeddy wowwow by Blingeddy wowwow January 25, 2019

Pet blinge 

Fancy jewelry for pet collars and the like.

Fefe had a rhinestone collar for pet blinge.

Pet blinge by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

bloinkiss 

When you try to kiss someone but you blink and miss

Timmy waited all night to kiss Bianca at the prom but when he finally went in for a smooch he bloinkissed and sprained his knee, costing him his tennis scholarship. Leading him down a dark road paved with self-loathing and addiction. Years later when his wife finally left him because she just couldn't take it anymore, he lacked his ability to chase after her because his knee had never fully healed from the bloinkiss.

bloinkiss by MythicalBeast17 November 7, 2017