Bloinger

Receiving/Performing a violent deep-throat attempt with a semi-erect, half-defunct, or, flaccid penis.

"Randy Quaid... Your massive rod is too enormous to perform a standard blow-job on, but, I'd be honored to bequeath thine majesty with a Bloinger..."

"Bequeath thine if one should feel so inclined to oblige!"

by GordonJones October 20, 2022

boinger

Mid-Canadian slang term for Ecstasy.

"Wow, I'm so fucked from eating that boinger"

by dj domain June 27, 2005

Bloinker

A term referring to the colon, and or anus.

Dude, I would totally stick it in her bloinker.

by Bloinker February 16, 2019

Chain Blinger

A person who flashes jewelry/bling such as a necklace, chain, etc. Used in the song by Estelle called American Boy where it is sung by Kanye West.

Dude, look at the bro with the heavy chains around his neck, he's such a chain blinger.

by McDanni September 30, 2011

Blingerbonk

Silly/goofy sounding sounds; i.e. skrunkly, yippee, zoinks, kablam, etc.

"He got hit by a train and everyone there immediately said 'BLINGERBONK!!!' in excitement"

by epicgamer40000 December 28, 2022

Blinger

A rare hybrid race on the brink of extinction, essentially, a black skinned ginger. Originally thought to have been extinct until one was recently spotted in the heart of Liverpool.

Whoa look at E, he's got pitch black skin and bright orange hair, dude's a blinger.

by Mick Swagger August 9, 2007

Blinger

uncooked cocaine mixed with water and baking soda then smoked on tin foil.

Yo bro tryna smoke a blinger?

Fuck crack i smoke blingers.

by Blinger300 December 18, 2014