ShAdOwZ's definitions

Snorgtees

A t-shirt company advertising on various sites, including urbandictionary. The ads often include girls wearing vibrant t-shirts with stupid jokes on them, extremely similar to Bustedtees and Noise Bot.

A beaver in an argument with another saying "I don't give a dam".

Well done, Snorgtees, but I think I missed the punchline.

by ShAdOwZ December 18, 2008

Tree spirits

1. Tree ghost/demon things, often found in MMORPGs.

2. "Three spirits" in a Jamaican accent.

1. I was cutting Yews in Runescape when I was attacked by a tree spirit!

2. "Wan, two, tree spirits, mon."

by ShAdOwZ December 18, 2008

I'm fine

1. The more polite way to say "No, get lost."
2. The general response to any question asking how you are doing or feeling.

1.
"HEY, JIM, WANT TO BUY MY EYEBALL?"
"I'm fine."

2.
"How're you doing?"
"I'm fine."
"What's going on with you?"
"I'm fine."
"How's life?"
"I'm fine."
"Jesus, can't you say anything else?"
"I'm fine."

by ShAdOwZ May 24, 2009

Chika

A sexy latina. Alternate spelling of "chica", Spanish for "girl".

Dayumn, that there is one spicy chika!

by ShAdOwZ May 23, 2009

E pluribus unum

Latin phrase meaning "Out of many, one."

Otherwise known as the gibberish on the back of quarters.

Jim: Whoa, what's this "E pluribus unum" nonsense on the back of my coin?

John: Hell if I know.

by ShAdOwZ March 25, 2009

AT mine

Pressure- or tremor-sensitive antitank mine. Vehicle drives over it, it goes boom.

"Jim, stop, there's an AT mine on the road! OH SHI-"

by ShAdOwZ February 18, 2009

æ

Character used in Latin a lot, and still is used in the archaic spellings of some words today. Most of the time, if you spell a word with æ when it doesn't need to be spelled that way, people think you're an uppity bastard.

egyptian -> ægyptian
fairy -> færie
anemia -> anæmia
hemoglobin -> hæmoglobin
hyena -> hyæna
medieval -> mediæval
pedophile -> pædophile
premium -> præmium
eon -> æon


"A mediæval pædophile ate a præmium ægyptian hyæna færie's hæmoglobin æons ago."

by ShAdOwZ March 25, 2009