The newest addition of T-shirt ads to Urbandictionary, normally advertising with the header "Intelligently Funny Tees". Similar to Noise Bot and Snorgtees, they have jokes on them that invariably fail to be humorous.
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Saw this on one of those Headline Shirts the other day. For fuck's sake, someone call the failtrain.
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Saw this on one of those Headline Shirts the other day. For fuck's sake, someone call the failtrain.
by ShAdOwZ May 21, 2009

For example: "Alex is my niffa."
by Shadowz August 12, 2013

"Little ones", as they say over in the U.K.
Used when referring to a group or body of young children.
Used when referring to a group or body of young children.
Andy: C'mon, we've got to leave! This building is going to burn down!
Sheryl: No, I'm not leaving without the little'uns!
Andy: That's okay, we can make more!
Sheryl: No, I'm not leaving without the little'uns!
Andy: That's okay, we can make more!
by ShAdOwZ February 17, 2009

pl. "Metropolises"
1. A large and important city, usually the chief city in its region.
2. A famous 1927 silent science fiction film.
3. The fictional city where Superman lives.
4. The title of several songs by several bands.
1. A large and important city, usually the chief city in its region.
2. A famous 1927 silent science fiction film.
3. The fictional city where Superman lives.
4. The title of several songs by several bands.
1. Chicago, the metropolis of the midwest.
2. The film "Metropolis" is still praised today for its visual effects.
3. Superman saved Metropolis yet again. What a hero.
4. "Metropolis" by Motörhead
2. The film "Metropolis" is still praised today for its visual effects.
3. Superman saved Metropolis yet again. What a hero.
4. "Metropolis" by Motörhead
by ShAdOwZ March 17, 2009

Character used in Latin a lot, and still is used in the archaic spellings of some words today. Most of the time, if you spell a word with æ when it doesn't need to be spelled that way, people think you're an uppity bastard.
egyptian -> ægyptian
fairy -> færie
anemia -> anæmia
hemoglobin -> hæmoglobin
hyena -> hyæna
medieval -> mediæval
pedophile -> pædophile
premium -> præmium
eon -> æon
"A mediæval pædophile ate a præmium ægyptian hyæna færie's hæmoglobin æons ago."
fairy -> færie
anemia -> anæmia
hemoglobin -> hæmoglobin
hyena -> hyæna
medieval -> mediæval
pedophile -> pædophile
premium -> præmium
eon -> æon
"A mediæval pædophile ate a præmium ægyptian hyæna færie's hæmoglobin æons ago."
by ShAdOwZ March 25, 2009

Alternate spelling of "cock". Used when you're playing those arcade games and you set a high score and it asks you to enter your name but using only three letters (and presumably the other variants are already taken).
Jim: I just set this way high score on Time Crisis 4, now to enter my name...Shit, "cok", "coc", "coq", "kok", and "koc" are taken.
Joe: Dude, try "koq".
Jim: Good idea.
Joe: Dude, try "koq".
Jim: Good idea.
by ShAdOwZ February 17, 2009

by ShAdOwZ October 26, 2008
