ShAdOwZ's definitions

æ

Character used in Latin a lot, and still is used in the archaic spellings of some words today. Most of the time, if you spell a word with æ when it doesn't need to be spelled that way, people think you're an uppity bastard.

egyptian -> ægyptian
fairy -> færie
anemia -> anæmia
hemoglobin -> hæmoglobin
hyena -> hyæna
medieval -> mediæval
pedophile -> pædophile
premium -> præmium
eon -> æon


"A mediæval pædophile ate a præmium ægyptian hyæna færie's hæmoglobin æons ago."

by ShAdOwZ March 25, 2009

Face the music

1. To come forward; to admit one's own wrongdoings
2. To face reality; to give up on delusions or hopeless dreams

1. Come out and face the music, Jim. I know you've been stealing my pizza from the fridge.

2. I wish I could be a billionaire, too, but we've all got to face the music, sometimes.

by ShAdOwZ January 30, 2010

Headline Shirts

The newest addition of T-shirt ads to Urbandictionary, normally advertising with the header "Intelligently Funny Tees". Similar to Noise Bot and Snorgtees, they have jokes on them that invariably fail to be humorous.

Relent
Lessly
Awe
Some

Saw this on one of those Headline Shirts the other day. For fuck's sake, someone call the failtrain.

by ShAdOwZ May 21, 2009

Niffa

Niffa basically is another word for "Friend".

For example: "Alex is my niffa."

by Shadowz August 12, 2013

Honkey

An American derogatory slur for a white person, used mainly by black people in response to the infamous "nigger". Compare to "cracka".

Alternate spellings include "Honky" and "Honkie".

White guy: My tulips need more water. I have to keep them looking nice and fresh, you know.

Black guy: ...Shit, honkey, you gay.

by ShAdOwZ February 16, 2009

Koq

Alternate spelling of "cock". Used when you're playing those arcade games and you set a high score and it asks you to enter your name but using only three letters (and presumably the other variants are already taken).

Jim: I just set this way high score on Time Crisis 4, now to enter my name...Shit, "cok", "coc", "coq", "kok", and "koc" are taken.

Joe: Dude, try "koq".

Jim: Good idea.

by ShAdOwZ February 17, 2009

Snorgtees

A t-shirt company advertising on various sites, including urbandictionary. The ads often include girls wearing vibrant t-shirts with stupid jokes on them, extremely similar to Bustedtees and Noise Bot.

A beaver in an argument with another saying "I don't give a dam".

Well done, Snorgtees, but I think I missed the punchline.

by ShAdOwZ December 18, 2008