ShAdOwZ's definitions

Headline Shirts

The newest addition of T-shirt ads to Urbandictionary, normally advertising with the header "Intelligently Funny Tees". Similar to Noise Bot and Snorgtees, they have jokes on them that invariably fail to be humorous.

Relent
Lessly
Awe
Some

Saw this on one of those Headline Shirts the other day. For fuck's sake, someone call the failtrain.

by ShAdOwZ May 21, 2009

Face the music

1. To come forward; to admit one's own wrongdoings
2. To face reality; to give up on delusions or hopeless dreams

1. Come out and face the music, Jim. I know you've been stealing my pizza from the fridge.

2. I wish I could be a billionaire, too, but we've all got to face the music, sometimes.

by ShAdOwZ January 30, 2010

Crakka

A smoker of crack; sometimes used by white people trying vainly to be black.

"YEA WADDUP CRAKKA"

by ShAdOwZ October 26, 2008

æ

Character used in Latin a lot, and still is used in the archaic spellings of some words today. Most of the time, if you spell a word with æ when it doesn't need to be spelled that way, people think you're an uppity bastard.

egyptian -> ægyptian
fairy -> færie
anemia -> anæmia
hemoglobin -> hæmoglobin
hyena -> hyæna
medieval -> mediæval
pedophile -> pædophile
premium -> præmium
eon -> æon


"A mediæval pædophile ate a præmium ægyptian hyæna færie's hæmoglobin æons ago."

by ShAdOwZ March 25, 2009

Snorgtees

A t-shirt company advertising on various sites, including urbandictionary. The ads often include girls wearing vibrant t-shirts with stupid jokes on them, extremely similar to Bustedtees and Noise Bot.

A beaver in an argument with another saying "I don't give a dam".

Well done, Snorgtees, but I think I missed the punchline.

by ShAdOwZ December 18, 2008

wubwubwub

The electronic bass sound that is one of the hallmarks of dubstep music.

John: Bro! Do you hear that music?
Sam: Yea man! I love dubstep! Check out that sick wubwubwub bass!

by ShAdOwZ September 12, 2011

Niffa

Niffa basically is another word for "Friend".

For example: "Alex is my niffa."

by Shadowz August 12, 2013