Blohm
Blohm by PoopyMcBoogerballs January 14, 2011
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bloomballing
She is going to share her Bloomballs with her naughbours and together they will go bloomballing in their gardens
bloomballing by Hellen of Norway March 26, 2023
bloomballs
During the spring and autumn season, BloomBalls are at their best for being tossed into the garden soil or compost, which will allow for wildflowers to grow.
bloomballs by Hellen of Norway March 29, 2023
bloom into you
random person: have you watched bloom into you.
person number2: no
random person: we have never met.
person number2: no
random person: we have never met.
bloom into you by chizuki March 18, 2021
Bot Bloom
When a player of low skill and/or level obtains ridiculous RNG (Random Number Generator) whilst attacking another player in a video game. Bot bloom allows players of low level and/or skill to have ridiculously accurate aiming and/or damaging abilities.
Particularly frequent in games such as; Fortnite, Runescape and League of Legends.
Particularly frequent in games such as; Fortnite, Runescape and League of Legends.
"Yo peep this fucking bot bloom, I'm getting LASERED!" ~ Said TSM MYTH
"Any one got a fucking med-kit? This fucking noob had bot bloom," ~ squealed Ninja
"Holy fuck this game is dog shit. Every noob out here killing me with fucking bot bloom," ~ complained Tfue
"AHHHHHH! How is a freaking AK outgunning my Purple pump?" ~ screamed NickEH30
"Any one got a fucking med-kit? This fucking noob had bot bloom," ~ squealed Ninja
"Holy fuck this game is dog shit. Every noob out here killing me with fucking bot bloom," ~ complained Tfue
"AHHHHHH! How is a freaking AK outgunning my Purple pump?" ~ screamed NickEH30
Bot Bloom by Vincy_nut_rag_mcgee May 15, 2019
blohsh
blohsh by Lindsey Claire December 13, 2018
orlando bloom
orlando bloom by Ree Warfle May 14, 2005
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