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Someone that runs a widely praised weblog.

aka

A huge loser that wastes all his time on the failurenet.
My friends call me BlogStar, but yet they refuse to sit with me in the Cafeteria.
BlogStar by Cisco Affcianado December 16, 2003
Words you can keep

blogsturbation 

When blog related activity consumes ones life to the irritation of those around them. Whether it is posting on their own blog, reading and talking about someone else's blog, or getting all worked up and arguing over blogs.
JD - Did you read Dylan's blog today? That guy sure has gotten a little out of control. Now he even has some new stupid-ass nickname for himself.

Ben - What a jackass, that guy is so into blogsturbation I can't even talk to him anymore.
blogsturbation by schmuckaneers April 21, 2009

Blogtard 

John just registered on Blogtard and he has become a real blogtard now.
Blogtard by a budding wordsmith September 29, 2011

Shooting Blowstar 

During an act of oral sex, a Shooting Blowstar is when a man takes his penis out of a woman’s mouth as soon as he’s about to cum, taps it on her forehead, and sends the cum flying over her head.
Bro, that head was straight fire last night. She even let me show her what a Shooting Blowstar was.
Shooting Blowstar by DougDemuro February 20, 2019

Blogtard 

Blogtard is a person who loves blogging.
Mary loves blogging, and she is a happy blogtard
Blogtard by frkphl September 29, 2011

blogsturbation 

1. Featuring someone or something to a ridiculous extent on a blog with no sense of objectivity or self awareness.

2. Verbal masturbation on a blog
Blogsturbation: Perez Hilton can't stop blogsturbating to Lady Gaga.

Blogsturbation: Anything John Mayer writes in blog form.
blogsturbation by dirty microphone January 28, 2010

blogswarm 

An instance in which bloggers create a buzz by swarming a single story or issue for a day or week that is aimed at causing some kind of response or action.
When a shocking news story hit the presses but didn't gain traction, there was a blogswarm to draw more attention to it.
blogswarm by LetsGoOAK October 4, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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