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blogsturbation 

When blog related activity consumes ones life to the irritation of those around them. Whether it is posting on their own blog, reading and talking about someone else's blog, or getting all worked up and arguing over blogs.
JD - Did you read Dylan's blog today? That guy sure has gotten a little out of control. Now he even has some new stupid-ass nickname for himself.

Ben - What a jackass, that guy is so into blogsturbation I can't even talk to him anymore.
blogsturbation by schmuckaneers April 21, 2009

Blogtard 

A person who is in love with blogging.
John just registered on Blogtard and he has become a real blogtard now.
Blogtard by a budding wordsmith September 29, 2011

Shooting Blowstar 

During an act of oral sex, a Shooting Blowstar is when a man takes his penis out of a woman’s mouth as soon as he’s about to cum, taps it on her forehead, and sends the cum flying over her head.
Bro, that head was straight fire last night. She even let me show her what a Shooting Blowstar was.
Shooting Blowstar by DougDemuro February 20, 2019

Blogtard 

Blogtard is a person who loves blogging.
Mary loves blogging, and she is a happy blogtard
Blogtard by frkphl September 29, 2011

blogsturbation 

1. Featuring someone or something to a ridiculous extent on a blog with no sense of objectivity or self awareness.

2. Verbal masturbation on a blog
Blogsturbation: Perez Hilton can't stop blogsturbating to Lady Gaga.

Blogsturbation: Anything John Mayer writes in blog form.
blogsturbation by dirty microphone January 28, 2010

blogswarm 

An instance in which bloggers create a buzz by swarming a single story or issue for a day or week that is aimed at causing some kind of response or action.
When a shocking news story hit the presses but didn't gain traction, there was a blogswarm to draw more attention to it.
blogswarm by LetsGoOAK October 4, 2007
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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