When blog related activity consumes ones life to the irritation of those around them. Whether it is posting on their own blog, reading and talking about someone else's blog, or getting all worked up and arguing over blogs.
JD - Did you read Dylan's blog today? That guy sure has gotten a little out of control. Now he even has some new stupid-ass nickname for himself.
Ben - What a jackass, that guy is so into blogsturbation I can't even talk to him anymore.
Ben - What a jackass, that guy is so into blogsturbation I can't even talk to him anymore.
by schmuckaneers April 21, 2009
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2. Verbal masturbation on a blog
2. Verbal masturbation on a blog
Blogsturbation: Perez Hilton can't stop blogsturbating to Lady Gaga.
Blogsturbation: Anything John Mayer writes in blog form.
Blogsturbation: Anything John Mayer writes in blog form.
by dirty microphone January 28, 2010
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Creative and unrelenting blastbeats in metal music, usually found in grindcore or brutal death metal.
by Mark May 26, 2004
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Man, did you see So and So's gross display of public blogsterbation this morning? Thank you for yet another enlightening "expert" commentary from a social media/seo/web marketing "consultant" with absolutely no professional experience.
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It is the act of female self pleasuring by means of various nipple/breast stimulation methods.
When a female asks you to play with/touch her boobs it is called Assisted Boobsturbation. If she is hot comply with her request. Because Boobs are fun.
Uses: Entertainment, arousal, relaxation, etc.
It is the act of female self pleasuring by means of various nipple/breast stimulation methods.
When a female asks you to play with/touch her boobs it is called Assisted Boobsturbation. If she is hot comply with her request. Because Boobs are fun.
Uses: Entertainment, arousal, relaxation, etc.
Jenny came home from a long day of work and drew up a bath and for added relaxation decided to have at some boobsturbation.
by boobsturbation=meboobsrhappy December 11, 2013
Get the Boobsturbation mug.Noun: An effect occurring after such extensive periods of masturbation. The effect will either be that of: lack of semen or "cum"; or no semen at all.
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