Blockman 

1.. Blockman. n. The result of the overconsumption of Internet bandwidth on pornography or streaming services, which causes people to appear as 8-bit block-like humans for others attempting to use the internet at that same location.

2. To blockman. v. The verb form of Blockman.

1. Goddamn! I can’t see the game. Every player is a blockman.

2. Eric! Log off, you’re blockmanning the NBA game for us. We can see a thing!

Blockman by :: Dr Mom :: July 2, 2025

Blockman go 

A game. Basically a rip-off of minecraft hypixel

Hey man! Wanna play Blockman go

Blockman go by Ace Elemental June 19, 2021

Blockman Go 

A pay-to-win game.

Man, Blockman Go will shut down if it keeps getting more play-to-win!

Blockman Go by beluga the suzzi cat July 6, 2023

blockpants 

Somebody with chronic constipation.

"Here I am, Lingus, for your party, blockpants!"

blockpants by Elwood Reuben October 7, 2003

Block Man 

The opposite of a wing man. Someone who goes out to intentionally keep a friend from hooking up with an undesirable partner.

Bro you were so being a wing man last night when I needed you to be a Block man.

Block Man by luckstar44 May 11, 2009

blockmate 

Similar to classmate; the only difference is that a "blockmate" is remembered as one of a student's first classmates the moment he/she enters college the first time.

"Blockmate" may also refer to a student's classmate for the entire stay in college, although this is evidently present in colleges that arrange the students' class structure.

Example 1: Liz? I know that girl; she was my blockmate in Chemistry.

Example 2: Reg had been my blockmate for a year, before she transferred to another college.

blockmate by Optimus Droid February 28, 2011

blockiana 

blockiana (noun, adjective, verb, whatever the fuck)

Derives from "thotiana" and comes from the combination of block and the suffix -iana

The word first appears in the popular freestyle "Bust Down Barbiana" by legend Nicki Minaj.

Nicki: i don't want u on my page, blockiana

blockiana by dannysgrandma March 26, 2019