bloat

1) Crap.
2) A lie.
3) Used in computer science to describe crappy software. See also: bloatware.

My new computer was loaded with a whole batch of free-to-try software. I immediately remove that sort of bloat when I see it.

by qsdfghjklm October 24, 2008

BLOAT

Acronym for biggest loser of all time

You wack it three times a day into a Kleenex tissue. You’re a fucking BLOAT, dude.

by tmor84 December 19, 2018

Bloat

Bloat means to eat or can be used as a noun, in the describing of any kind of food.

Derived from the word "bloated", which is, of course, the feeling that one gets once they've consumed a large amount of food.

"Yeah, bro...I just woke up from my nap. I'm gonna go grab some bloat and head over there."

"I'm so hungry. I gonna go get some bloat at Taco Bell."

by Chaseburgala November 1, 2009

Bloat

A life threatening condition developed in dogs. Also known as Gastric Tortion this is were the stomach doesn't empty properly, then swells with and gas and then twists. Any breed that has a deep and narrow chest is prone to this. This can be solved by medication if the stomach hasn't yet twisted. However once the stomach has twisted it can only be treated with an expensive operation. This is only if the condition is caught in the early stages. If conditions are gone unrecognised it could cause a certain and painful death.

"Dude i had to put my dog down last night"
"Why"
"Because her stomach twisted the vet called it bloat"

by finnerty August 29, 2009

Bloat

A noun describing a stereotypical, overweight liberal girl in her twenties, typically with brightly-colored, clownish hair, and given to loud and vulgar rants against men, in support of abortion or other leftist or feminist causes, or acting as Karens in public places. They often are involved with witchcraft or the occult, and frequently identify as lesbians.

The college campus was littered with pink-haired bloats screaming their hate toward the patriarchal administration.

by Timotheus325 December 3, 2022

bloat

a group of friends, your squad, you besties

Hey mom, me and my bloat are hanging out tonight!

by swagkoala February 28, 2017

bloat

1) Bloat is a commonly used phrase in north-west England to describe weed or cocaine. (It can also be used for other drugs but this is less common)
2) Bloat is sometimes used as a replacement for any word within a persons sentence.

1) Guy 1: "I'm getting some bloat at the weekend."

Guy 2: "Get me on that!"

2) Guy 1: "I'm tired as bloat after working with that new customer all day."

Guy 2: "Yeah I know what you mean, he was a right dick."

by Japanese Fingered Trap March 29, 2017