A life threatening condition developed in dogs. Also known as Gastric Tortion this is were the stomach doesn't empty properly, then swells with and gas and then twists. Any breed that has a deep and narrow chest is prone to this. This can be solved by medication if the stomach hasn't yet twisted. However once the stomach has twisted it can only be treated with an expensive operation. This is only if the condition is caught in the early stages. If conditions are gone unrecognised it could cause a certain and painful death.
"Dude i had to put my dog down last night"
"Why"
"Because her stomach twisted the vet called it bloat"
A noun describing a stereotypical, overweight liberalgirl in her twenties, typically with brightly-colored, clownish hair, and given to loud and vulgar rants against men, in support of abortion or other leftist or feminist causes, or acting as Karens in public places. They often are involved with witchcraft or the occult, and frequently identify as lesbians.
1) Bloat is a commonly used phrase in north-west England to describe weed or cocaine. (It can also be used for other drugs but this is less common)
2) Bloat is sometimes used as a replacement for any word within a persons sentence.
1) Guy 1: "I'm getting some bloat at the weekend."
Guy 2: "Get me on that!"
2) Guy 1: "I'm tired as bloat after working with that new customer all day."
Guy 2: "Yeah I know what you mean, he was a right dick."