Blistening

Listening to music, in a euphoric state, while in blissful ignorance of anything or anyone else.

She can't hear you, she's blistening to music

Blistening by RobS24 June 18, 2022

Binge listening

When you repeatedly listen to a song, artist or album for an extended amount of time, the most common being that its stuck in your head or you have a personal connection to it. This is a very common occurrence with teenagers. One could consider listening to Top 40 radio stations for hours on end a form of binge listening because one can hear the same song 3 times in one hour.

Teen 1- Dude I've been binge listening to Master of Puppets for the past 6 hours.
Teen 2- Good choice man.

Binge listening by TheBlackVista October 20, 2010

Just listening to some Spotify

Synonym of masturbation. This phrase dates back to 2013 when Australian cricketer Mitchell Starc allegedly walked in on teammate Moises Henriques having a wank whilst conducting an interview.

- Hey mate what are you up to?
- Yeah nah just listening to some Spotify mate.

Just listening to some Spotify by remboi June 18, 2018

glistening 

A large, oozing boner is sometimes referred to as a "glistening."

HAHAHA! Look at you, you've got a glistening.

glistening by Running out of patience April 8, 2007

nobody is listening 

nobody is listening is zayn maliks third studio album. it is a godlike album. it starts off with his song called “calamity” this song really is just- wow. it’s very soft and mellow but also still extremely powerful. okay can we just talk about sweat omg that song is so fucking sexy omg omg. all his songs are sexy tbh, just like him.

“do you think i’ll go to heaven?”

“no i do not think you will go to zayn maliks vocals in nobody is listening”

nobody is listening by maria grace March 3, 2021

secondhand listening 

When you hear everything that is said nearby, but you really don’t want to.

I learned all about what it means to be an adult while secondhand listening to drunk people at our backyard pool parties outside my bedroom window on school nights.

secondhand listening by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019

blisstering fuckup 

a person with no clear objective or reason for living

someone who fucks everything up for everyone else
a loser
a complete waste of oxygen

My brother Terry is a blisstering fuckup he steals lies and screws everybody over fuck him he is such a loser!

That bitch I use to date is such a blistering fuckup

blisstering fuckup by Les Crapp July 30, 2011