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1. Expression used when experiencing something incomprehensibly awesome or utterly disgusting.
2. Insinuating extreme bodily harm.
3. Used randomly when having nothing else to say.
John : OMG! I just won 50 kilos of cocaine ...
John : ... and beat your brother to a pulp with a hockey stick.
Bob : jesus blistering fist fuck!

John : Say, have you ever had a Jesus, Blistering, Fist Fuck?

John : This track is awesome!
Bob : Yeah, jesus blistering fist fuck it's cool!
by prosci8 September 07, 2009
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