Skip to main content

Blinkers 

A 'Blinker' is a type of hit one can take from a vape cartridge. Referring to the blinking of the LED light when taking a large inhale
Ay bro, going nonverbal at the grocery store after ripping blinkers on the penjamin is something else.
Blinkers by PagnumLordd July 31, 2023

blinkers are on 

WHEN UR NIPPLES ARE HARD
Damnn sarah, your blinkers are on. hey
blinkers are on by ligma0021 September 3, 2021

Turd Blinkers 

The single minded focus of someone who really, really has to take a crap.
Guy #1: What the hell, Matt just completely ignored me as he walked past!

Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on
Turd Blinkers by ArrV April 1, 2011

Beaver Blinkers 

noun: An imaginary device that a man apparently wears when he gets obsessed with a woman that he is having sex with; causing him to ignore other parts of his life, or the fact that the woman is not good for him.

The phrase uses beaver, a slang term for female genitals. and refers to horse blinkers (blinders) which are a device used to stop cart pulling horses becoming distracted.

adj: Beaver Blinkered
John: Have you heard from Tommy recently?
Don: Not much at all since Tracy came on the scene.
John: Ah, he'll have his Beaver Blinkers on, he can't see anything but pussy right now...
Beaver Blinkers by Jonfan Beast February 2, 2013

betty boop blinkers 

Betty Boop Blinkers are false eyelashes that are way too long.
Look at the Betty Boop Blinkers on that woman! They almost touch the top of her forehead!

noddy blinkers 

when someone is falling asleep sitting upright. Their head makes a nodding motion whilst they blink to fight back the tiredness.
Q) Why did you run over the pedestrians?

A)Had a touch of the noddy blinkers, m'lud.
noddy blinkers by Rob August 27, 2005