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blinkers are on
blinkers are on by ligma0021 September 3, 2021
Turd Blinkers
Guy #1: What the hell, Matt just completely ignored me as he walked past!
Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on
Guy #2: Ahh dont take offence man, we had German food for lunch, he's probably just got turd blinkers on
Turd Blinkers by ArrV April 1, 2011
Beaver Blinkers
noun: An imaginary device that a man apparently wears when he gets obsessed with a woman that he is having sex with; causing him to ignore other parts of his life, or the fact that the woman is not good for him.
The phrase uses beaver, a slang term for female genitals. and refers to horse blinkers (blinders) which are a device used to stop cart pulling horses becoming distracted.
adj: Beaver Blinkered
The phrase uses beaver, a slang term for female genitals. and refers to horse blinkers (blinders) which are a device used to stop cart pulling horses becoming distracted.
adj: Beaver Blinkered
John: Have you heard from Tommy recently?
Don: Not much at all since Tracy came on the scene.
John: Ah, he'll have his Beaver Blinkers on, he can't see anything but pussy right now...
Don: Not much at all since Tracy came on the scene.
John: Ah, he'll have his Beaver Blinkers on, he can't see anything but pussy right now...
Beaver Blinkers by Jonfan Beast February 2, 2013
betty boop blinkers
betty boop blinkers by Keronica Kadwell July 6, 2018
noddy blinkers
when someone is falling asleep sitting upright. Their head makes a nodding motion whilst they blink to fight back the tiredness.
noddy blinkers by Rob August 27, 2005
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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