Bling Blind 

The temporary loss of eye sight that occurs when staring directly at a person who is wearing significantly shiny and/or colorful accessories.

Dang Gina, you makin' me BLING BLIND with all that razzle-dazzle jewelry you be wearin'. Work it, Girlfriend!

Bling Blind by Sanders like the Colonel June 5, 2009

Blind Blind Blind date 

When you go on a blind date with a blind person who blinds you.

Did you see Shelly? Where are her eyes?
She went on a Blind Blind Blind date yesterday, she lost them.

Blind Blind Blind date by Word Authority of USA June 3, 2022

the blind leading the blind 

an expression which describes a situation where there is confusion or lack of direction.

"ever since that company got new management, it's been like the blind leading the blind over there."

the blind leading the blind by Bungalow Bill July 23, 2007

the blind leading the blind 

When somebody has no clue how to do something and offers someone else some help.

Jimmy"hey kim, can I help you re-install windows?"

kim: "you don't know how to install windows! That would be like the blind leading the blind."

the blind leading the blind by thenastybutler February 4, 2010

The Blind Leading The Blind 

When a person is confused or stuck on an issue, and another person tries to help them, despite having no idea how to fix their problem themselves.

My friend and I tried to do the math homework together after we were absent for the notes. Coincidentally, the teacher was absent for jury duty that day, and it was like the blind leading the blind for both of us.

The Blind Leading The Blind by Ubeenbamboozledson October 13, 2022

The blind robbing the blind 

When you have a willing buyer and a willing seller and no money there is a hole in the asset market.

When someone ignorant tries to steal from someone else ignorant

Did you see any of the blind robbing the blind?

The blind robbing the blind by Patrick the Starfish001 September 11, 2021

Need-blind 

When you need something so bad, that you can't see it even if it's in front of your face.

I looked at the key holder ten times, but I was so need-blind I couldn't find my keys.

Need-blind by Wes "White Chocolate" Nessman June 23, 2018