Bling Bat
Bling Bat by The Real Snail July 22, 2018
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Blind Bat
While your partner is blind folded, you whip out your cock and bat her so hard against the face it leaves a mushroom imprint.
“Put your blind fold on and get ready baby for this Blind Bat”
“Baby omg give me some Blind Bat, lemme see how strong that cock is.”
“Baby omg give me some Blind Bat, lemme see how strong that cock is.”
Blind Bat by Young Jazo December 5, 2019
Blind as a bat
Dang.... i was as blind as a bat today
Devin, why are you as blind as a bat and cant see that no one likes you
Babyface is as blind as a bat
Devin, why are you as blind as a bat and cant see that no one likes you
Babyface is as blind as a bat
Blind as a bat by Mr. Cluckerz November 17, 2016
Blind as a bat
1. Old wive's phrase for one who is of poor eyesight. Actually a common misconception, as most bats (of the mammalian sort) have better eyesight than the average healthy human being.
Blind as a bat by Track-10 January 14, 2003
as blind as a bat
as blind as a bat by DoneForG%?d June 24, 2016
Batta bing Batta boom
Example: my teacher just gave me an A+ because I told them that they are racist , Batta bing Batta boom
Batta bing Batta boom by Gigi_beson1 March 20, 2021
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