Blinde 

The state of being hot. Your hottness depends on how blinde you are.

"You only like her because she's blinde!"

"She's only hot because she's blinde."

Blinde by Cube December 5, 2004

Cringe blindness 

Cringe blindness occurs when someone is unaware of either the cringey behavior around them or their own cringey behavior. Cringe blindness leads to a lack of any self-awareness or ability to notice social cues. Finally, an individual suffering from cringe blindness will be unaware of their suffering or the suffering of those around them.

Vincent was dancing around the graduation with a towel on his head and kept groping men's shoulders when taking group photos. It was clear to those around that he was suffering from cringe blindness.

Cringe blindness by 1014Tyme May 3, 2021

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.

Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018

I think I might have left the blender turned on 

1: The most hilarious line ever spoken in King of the Hill. Hank Hill said this in Episode 10 of Season 1. Why was it so great? Well first, can you picture Hank Hill using a blender? Second, a blender is not something you can just leave on, because it's only on when you hold down the button.

2: A bizarre excuse to step outside for a cigarette when you don't want people to know you smoke.

(FROM KING OF THE HILL)

*Hank and Peggy are in bed.*
HANK: Uh, I got to go do some stuff. I think I might have left the blender turned on.
*Hank gets out of bed, goes outside, and lights up a cigarette.*

I think I might have left the blender turned on by Daedalus Suburbanus April 6, 2011

Clockweight Blindfold

When in a 69 position with a guy on top, and his ballbag drapes over his partners face with 1 duster resting on each eye.

"Colin climbed on top for a dinner for 2, managing to position his balls perfectly on Edna's face for a well executed clockweight Blindfold".

Clockweight Blindfold by Woms1 April 20, 2023

Need-blind 

When you need something so bad, that you can't see it even if it's in front of your face.

I looked at the key holder ten times, but I was so need-blind I couldn't find my keys.

Need-blind by Wes "White Chocolate" Nessman June 23, 2018

Red eye blind

Red eye blind is military slang for killed by a forehead penetration wound.

The sniper told his team that the terrorist was red eye blind, KIA.

Red eye blind by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016