5 definitions by Th3 Pr0curat0r

Blentrat

The act of yeeting a rat into a blender, and spilling the remains onto your countertop.

I don't cook. But when I do, I blentrat

by Th3 Pr0curat0r July 16, 2019

Shredsauce

A ski game. This game is worthy of the word superlative. (Of the highest quality or degree surpassing all others supreme) This game is the equivalent of the elexir of life. This game makes fortnite and minecraft look like pieces of shit (much more than they already are of course)

Play the game for free at shredsauce.com

Shredsauce is life

by Th3 Pr0curat0r December 7, 2018

wet

If you are searching this you probably already know what it means and you probably are what you think it means you horny little bastard

can I fuck you know?
not until I am wet

by Th3 Pr0curat0r December 7, 2017

Burning Corn Dildo

Errr, have you guys ever heard of the burning corn dildo? Its when you heave a 12 inch cob that you've boiled to 1000 degrees, and furiously rape yourself in a beautiful sensation of throbbing pain. Lubed up with high quality butter of course, thrilling your colon with every seductive stroke. The raging burning is totally worth the benefits of shoving a cob up your tantalized anus.

Oh that burning corn dildo is hot.

by Th3 Pr0curat0r December 17, 2018

Skeeting

The act of yeeting something into a trashcan over and over again until it goes in.

Mark *Yeets ball in trashcan and misses*
"Well I guess i'll start skeeting now"

by Th3 Pr0curat0r May 15, 2019