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A Blelper is a very smart person who completes reviews on Blelp.co.uk. There is currently a £3000 cash giveaway running for all Blelpers who complete reviews until further notice.
I signed up to become a Blelper, blelp.co.uk really helps ensure I’m getting the best service from the best Instagram hair and beauty providers.
Blelper by Slayornay November 9, 2020
Words you can keep

julian belperio 

Julian Belperio is a yeti
julian belperio by Yeti_Hunter March 15, 2020
the best place in england,there is a down side though, that being parks estate, trust me you definately do not want to live there! its full of crappy council houses and you will be mugged for 20p just so the people that live there can buy a thimble full of vodka!
i love belper but i will have to move because i was punched in the eye for my car keys!
belper by david mcflan August 28, 2005
bob: hey look john theres carl!
john: hey carl!
carl: !@#% !@%# &$%@ %@#$!@#$!#$@
bob: wow, he's quite a bleeper
bleeper by imabest March 26, 2010

The Belper Helmet 

An overly large mushroom tipped mancumber that surprises even the most experienced rider
Brad"Hey Alison I think you've sat on a wet seat"
Alison" Owwe no I took on the belper helmet last night and I'm Still seeping
The Belper Helmet by Chard007 May 19, 2019
A name given to a person of African/ African American ethnicity who closely resembles a person of another race. The black person is the other's blemper. This originated with a guy named Kemper who met another guy who looked like a black version of himself. He was given the name Blemper; Black Kemper= Blemper.
That blck guys looks just like you, hes your Blemper.
Blemper by TheBigRob2 January 27, 2009
A sudden noise that makes everyone around the person who did it scream and jump around
AAAAAAA!!! THAT GIRL JUST DID A BLEEPER!!!! AAAHHHHHHH
Bleeper by UNI-BRO123 November 28, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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