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Bleazers 

person A: look its a flying pig!
person B: what the BLEAZERS?
Bleazers by bleazerswoman March 14, 2011
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Slovenian grandma talk for fart. Fart aficionados generally regard a bleaser to be a sloppy, motorbat sounding fluff. But for Slovene grandma's any fluff is a bleaser.
"Oh, look, I think I just blew a nice grainy bleaser."
Bleaser by Bleaser King February 23, 2010
Meaning blog readers, especially of the Julie/Julia project. Coined by author Julie Powell
Cooking my way through Julia Child's cookbook got me a lot of faithful bleaders
Bleader by Lilandi Amber November 4, 2009
bob: hey look john theres carl!
john: hey carl!
carl: !@#% !@%# &$%@ %@#$!@#$!#$@
bob: wow, he's quite a bleeper
bleeper by imabest March 26, 2010
Blaper Blā'pər is a contraction of the words blog and paper.
-noun
1. A sheet of Web space to write on
I would like to get my thoughts on a sheet of Blaper. I have a great story all I need is a nice piece of Blaper to put it on.
I Blapered the internet with my story.
Blaper by Alexander Variety January 23, 2009
A name given to a person of African/ African American ethnicity who closely resembles a person of another race. The black person is the other's blemper. This originated with a guy named Kemper who met another guy who looked like a black version of himself. He was given the name Blemper; Black Kemper= Blemper.
That blck guys looks just like you, hes your Blemper.
Blemper by TheBigRob2 January 27, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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