Chaddesden choker

A shagger who consistently pleases with his pork sword!
Your looking happy today barb!
I'm still drying out! I took the Chaddesden choker last night!
by Chard007 February 09, 2018
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The Belper Helmet

An overly large mushroom tipped mancumber that surprises even the most experienced rider
Brad"Hey Alison I think you've sat on a wet seat"
Alison" Owwe no I took on the belper helmet last night and I'm Still seeping
by Chard007 May 19, 2019
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