A BleepBloop will always have your back no matter what, is affectionate, caring, and, most of all, one of the hottest people around. A BleepBloop doesn't get chosen; they choose you, so you know when a Bleep is there for you, you are wanted for being you and not because you want them. So keep them near and dear to you, because they will be there for you.
"Brodo you have a BleepBloop, that's amazing where can I get one?"
Sound referring to the noise made by the Xbox 360 console when an achievement is unlocked or other important notification. Made popular by the company Rooster Teeth during a special episode of Red vs. Blue promoting the new achievement system.
Robot337: Can you believe Robot514 can bleeblorp and not have it slowdown his processor?
Robot701: It's heinous and not how we were designed.
Robot337: Agreed, all Robosexuals will spend eternity in robothell.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!