Bleaser

Slovenian grandma talk for fart. Fart aficionados generally regard a bleaser to be a sloppy, motorbat sounding fluff. But for Slovene grandma's any fluff is a bleaser.

"Oh, look, I think I just blew a nice grainy bleaser."

by Bleaser King February 23, 2010

blesser

is a slang term for a rich man who offers support (typically financial and material) to a younger female companion in exchange for sex, friendship, etc.

She's on the lookout for a blesser

by mchithisi May 11, 2016

Bleazers

used to describe confusion or suprise.

person A: look its a flying pig!
person B: what the BLEAZERS?

by bleazerswoman March 14, 2011

blesser

Another word for a sugar daddy

Girl 1: OMG where did you get that MK bag?
Girl 2: My blesser bought it for me. #Blessed

by FlowerChild181😌 June 26, 2016

Lip Blesser

A lip blesser is when someone places their penis on someone's lip disregarding what sex the person may be

Watch out that man is a lip blesser better keep away from him.

by Frc_meme May 25, 2017

blesser

A new age sugar daddy

I need a blesser to maintain this lavish lifestyle

by SimplyK42 June 1, 2016

blesser

Think sugar daddy, but with a whole lot more money. He's filthy rich, and can set you up with clothing accounts, overseas holidays (Dubai is the current hot destination) and sometimes even a car. So when you date one, your life has been blessed. Financially anyway...

My blesser just bought me a condo in the northern suburbs!

by Puma kph May 28, 2016