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funny, childish, but either gay or a big ass player
He's such a blaison.
blaison by hellacutegirl May 18, 2016
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Blaison comeaux 

Humbleness within a person
I’m so Blaison Comeaux everyday within myself.
Blaison comeaux by Bigtommyharris September 17, 2021
In the Harry Potter world Blairon is a ship between Blaise Zabini and Ron Weasley
Person 1”I was reading a Drarry fanfic and it had Pansmionie and Blairon

Person 2”I like all of them ships but Drarry is the best and should be cannon

Person 1”I know!Drarry is otp”
blairon by Drarryshipper101 June 1, 2020
(Clawson) A suburb in the metro Detroit area that is under two by two square miles. Populated by mostly Blood gang members who are affiliated with the gang GBZ
Bicken Back Being Bool In Blawson
Blawson by GBZGREENFEIND January 3, 2016
Braison is cute, sweet, understanding and just a great person to be around. He also has hella cake
Person 1: Woah have you seen Braison?
Person 2: Yes! How could I not you can see his ass from a mile away!
Person 1: I know I’m so jealous!
Braison by gd0921 March 10, 2020

Balisong 

Also know as a butterfly knife. A blade with two swinging handles, can be opened one-handed. Flashy yet dangerous for the person flipping it around.
I tried to throw my closed balisong in the air and catch it when it opened, but instead I sliced of my pinky finger.
Balisong by MuzlFlash August 10, 2003
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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