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Bacon Lettuce Avocado Tomato Onion
I love to make BLATO sandwiches for lunch.
BLATO by pineapple_pete December 3, 2019
Short for blatantly

Made by the logonds that are the BMC
"scoring an oz tonight then?""YEAH BLATO"
end frigging of son dddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
blato by clems July 7, 2004
Abv. of the word blatently, often used at the end of a sentance.
"Oi nick, lets go pull some slags!"

"Yeh mate blato"
blato by Tom March 7, 2004

Blato like a Potato 

- "He looks a bit like a paedophile with that ginger beard"
- "Blato like a potato"
Blato like a Potato by dissilusioned September 9, 2010

blato blam blam 

Verb: "The act of shooting, or being shot, somewhere in the vicinity of the face.

Noun: "A bullet wound to the face."

background: The word, blato blam blam, is typically used by stoners from the San Diego area, particularly La Jolla, who want to sound gangster (or retarded)
Guy 1: "Did you see that Liam Neeson movie, Taken.
Guy 2: "No, why? was it good."
Guy 1: "Dude, he totally gave this arabian guy the blato blam blam at the end. It was epic
blato blam blam by Mac Dave October 18, 2012

Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.
Don't make me smack you with the mushroom baton.
Mushroom baton by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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