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Absolutely OBLITERATED drunk. OUT OF YOUR MIND WASTED. BLACK OUT.
"dude I was so blato last night, I blacked out half way through the party."

"I was completely blato at the party"
blato by adelaidebodabada September 27, 2017
Words you can keep
Bacon Lettuce Avocado Tomato Onion
I love to make BLATO sandwiches for lunch.
BLATO by pineapple_pete December 3, 2019
Short for blatantly

Made by the logonds that are the BMC
"scoring an oz tonight then?""YEAH BLATO"
end frigging of son dddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
blato by clems July 7, 2004
Abv. of the word blatently, often used at the end of a sentance.
"Oi nick, lets go pull some slags!"

"Yeh mate blato"
blato by Tom March 7, 2004

Blato like a Potato 

- "He looks a bit like a paedophile with that ginger beard"
- "Blato like a potato"
Blato like a Potato by dissilusioned September 9, 2010

blato blam blam 

Verb: "The act of shooting, or being shot, somewhere in the vicinity of the face.

Noun: "A bullet wound to the face."

background: The word, blato blam blam, is typically used by stoners from the San Diego area, particularly La Jolla, who want to sound gangster (or retarded)
Guy 1: "Did you see that Liam Neeson movie, Taken.
Guy 2: "No, why? was it good."
Guy 1: "Dude, he totally gave this arabian guy the blato blam blam at the end. It was epic
blato blam blam by Mac Dave October 18, 2012

Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.
Don't make me smack you with the mushroom baton.
Mushroom baton by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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