blato

Absolutely OBLITERATED drunk. OUT OF YOUR MIND WASTED. BLACK OUT.

"dude I was so blato last night, I blacked out half way through the party."

"I was completely blato at the party"

by adelaidebodabada September 27, 2017

BLATO

Bacon Lettuce Avocado Tomato Onion

I love to make BLATO sandwiches for lunch.

by pineapple_pete December 3, 2019

blato

Short for blatantly

Made by the logonds that are the BMC

"scoring an oz tonight then?""YEAH BLATO"
end frigging of son dddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

by clems July 7, 2004

blato

Abv. of the word blatently, often used at the end of a sentance.

"Oi nick, lets go pull some slags!"

"Yeh mate blato"

by Tom March 7, 2004

Blato like a Potato

An alternative term for "blatantly".

- "He looks a bit like a paedophile with that ginger beard"
- "Blato like a potato"

by dissilusioned September 9, 2010

blato blam blam

Verb: "The act of shooting, or being shot, somewhere in the vicinity of the face.

Noun: "A bullet wound to the face."

background: The word, blato blam blam, is typically used by stoners from the San Diego area, particularly La Jolla, who want to sound gangster (or retarded)

Guy 1: "Did you see that Liam Neeson movie, Taken.
Guy 2: "No, why? was it good."
Guy 1: "Dude, he totally gave this arabian guy the blato blam blam at the end. It was epic

by Mac Dave October 18, 2012

Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.

Don't make me smack you with the mushroom baton.

by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023