Blastious

-To blast with great force or magnitude

-A forceful blasting

-That fart was blastious asf.

-The diarrhea that I had the displeasure of enduring after eating questionable left overs from Fire On The Mountain was blastious.

by Smash_the_Pumpkins January 29, 2020

Awkward Blastoise

When an awkward turtle is insufficient for the awkwardity of the situation, one must "evolve" their awkward turtle into the Awkward Blastoise. This hand configuration uses the pointer and pinky finger of the top hand as Hydro Pumps to douse the situation.

While visiting his girlfriend's parents, Rob farted at the dinner table very loudly. The mom implemented the awkward turtle, but was immediately over-ruled by the dad's more appropriate use of the Awkward Blastoise in order to sufficiently encompass the awkwardity of the situation.

by Cypress A 106 April 24, 2009

Blastoise

When you piss in her eye while screaming "BLASTOISE USE WATER GUN"

"yo what you want to do tonight?"
"I kinda want to do a BLASTOISE"
"Oh so you wanna get that slippery, say no more"

by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 5, 2016

blastissimo

Very loud; even louder fortississmo

I only know because I'm a Bass Clarinet and when my director tells the band to play fortississmo I intentionally play way louder just to piss him off. blastissimo

by BassClarinetsGiveYouLife2016 October 29, 2015

Blastifistical

Something that is awesome above all means, super special awesome

Oh my god! That shirt is so blastifistical!

by Komoeswan April 12, 2009

blastoising

When you jack off two guys over your shoulder, aiming their jizz at your partner. Yelling "You do not have enough badges to train me!"

The party was lame until they guys started blastoising.

by PokeRage September 14, 2013

blastijass

blasted your ass

hey that mutherfucker just blastijass with a bazooka

by broblaster January 9, 2009